Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Meanwhile, something important was happening

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

in Scarfland, where the Gloves

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

all fell asleep for some

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13000 centuries before waking to

Edited September 20, 2025 by Ashkaloda

[Akimikoisthecutest]

complete and total destruction and

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war. The Scarves had been

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busy doing inscrutable actions that

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had just as inscrutable consequences

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for an inscrutable time period

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aka not finishing the sentence;

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an inscrutable amount of characters

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and words filled the sentence

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;which were all supremely useless.

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To an inscrutable extent, ofc. 

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Anyways, the Lordly and Lordious

Edited September 22, 2025 by The Great Wyver
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Lords of Lording, Lord Lord

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Lordidy Lord Lordingson Lordy Lord

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of Lordburgshirevilletonopolis and Lord Lordish

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Lord.His name was Lord.

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Lorded over the lesser Lords

please change those periods to hyphens the fragment is killing me

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and they themselves had lesser

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of the Lordly Lord Lands

never

NIJD

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of High Lord Lordington II

aaahhhhhhhh nooooo

*dies*

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Of the Lordly Lord Lordington

#lord

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; however, the Lordly Lords didn't