Five word story

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Eating Dougs was not a 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

very rare thing on Roshar.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

In fact, eating Dougs was

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

the favorite pastime of MysteryDoug

[Akimikoisthecutest]

so it was completely normal.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Some disagreed. Doug killed them.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Because Doug killed them, people

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

executed them. The world rejoiced.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

The celebrations that night included

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

: duet by Wayne and Lopen

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

, Wayne Trades with the audience,

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

blind Chouta sampling, poetry by

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Bob the CMMCMXXXIVth , and commentary

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

about said poetry from Jasnah

Edited September 15, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[Akimikoisthecutest]

who had decided to invite

How did this go from a story about a bird eating spleens to whatever this is?

Edited September 15, 2025 by Akimikoisthecutest

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

who had decided to invite

How did this go from a story about a bird eating spleens to whatever this is?

Leras as a guest speaker. 

I've been doing this for a while now and I haven't seen anything about a bird eating spleens

[Akimikoisthecutest]

7 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

bird eating spleens

It's on the first page

He decided to speak about

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Rashek being misunderstood, and deep

we get like a total plot reset every two pages

Edited September 15, 2025 by Ashkaloda

[Akimikoisthecutest]

thoughts pertaining to the ethics

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

of starting a new war

[Akimikoisthecutest]

this time with the Heralds.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

47 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

this time with the Heralds.

They decided to do so

 

Edited September 15, 2025 by The Great Wyver

[Akimikoisthecutest]

23 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

They decided to do so

because the Heralds were being

Edited September 15, 2025 by Akimikoisthecutest

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

because the Heralds were being

big meanies. So they marched

[Akimikoisthecutest]

toward Ishar and said "Why

This is not the end of the quote btw

Edited September 15, 2025 by Akimikoisthecutest