Five word story

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carry out the instructions entrusted

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to them by Ashkaloda's dying

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Pet squirrel named Faulkner. They

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Rushed towards the nuclear bomb’s

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center, but conveniently forgot that

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Janine was still alive. As

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Janine took up opera lessons,

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she realized that her best

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Option for survival was pudding

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, which she could explode with

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the sound of her performing

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really high-pitched opera notes. Just

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as she was managing a

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ice cream franchise empire, she

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was also employed as a

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egg salad sandwich salesperson at

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Subway, so she knew that

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the best way to make

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A customer very angry was

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to lop off their hand

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And run away while singing 

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opera. And so, Janine picked

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the other option, which was

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not her favorite. It involved

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excessive feruchemical storage of health,