Five word story

[NerdSandwich she/her]

 

I, DougDougieDouglasCXXIV, approve this message

Edited September 11, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

& also reassamble the KoD again.

& isn't a word, i swear

Edited September 11, 2025 by The Great Wyver

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The KoD die to assassins.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The assasins turned out to

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

have served the evil King

*crosses fingers* please be a cool name

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bunion. Brutus thought these actions

Edited September 11, 2025 by Ashkaloda

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Would finally ascend him too

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Knighthood, but he was wrong

[Akimikoisthecutest]

, however he might decide to

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

raise up rebellion against King

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

,who was defeated. Happily they

Buniun...

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

squabbled over whether Doug or

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Doug was a better Doug.

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

Ultimately Doug was a better

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Doug than was imaginable, so

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Doug was a better Doug.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Doug likes to eat spinach.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Doug does not. This caused

[Akimikoisthecutest]

a painless death. His death

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

although painless was very very

[Akimikoisthecutest]

deadly. Since he is dead,

[NerdSandwich she/her]

his daddy is very sad.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

His daddy being Brutus. Brutus

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

was secretly happy. Doug's evil!!

(plot twist)

Edited September 13, 2025 by The Great Wyver

[NerdSandwich she/her]

He ate three other Dougs.