Five word story

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

It was a power play 

[Aeternum]

but he suffered the consequences

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Because of his son, the

[Edema Rue she/her]

Incredibly small, cheese flavored fish.

[Experience he/him]

The goat cheese flavored fish

[Edema Rue she/her]

, to be precise. He was

[Aeternum]

indeed a cheese flavored fish.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Now, our dear friend Jeffrey

[Aeternum]

hated the cheese flavored fish,

[Edema Rue she/her]

and decided to kill them!!

[Aeternum]

But the immortal fish survives

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just long enough to whisper “

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I am super duper hungry”

[NameIess]

Emboldened by this, the forces

[Aeternum]

of the known fish universe

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

began to spread to the

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Unknown crabiverse and cause some

[Edema Rue she/her]

Extra cheesy trouble. This included

[Aeternum]

all cheese fish to gain

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Really really really really really

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Bad Flatulence, and other things

[Wittles he/him]

Like an always stuffy nose

[Aeternum]

but in the end they

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Decided against doing any yoga

[Edema Rue she/her]

Because they were still fish.