The Herd

[traceria she/her]

I hope you'll get to see season 4 at some point in time.  Weird Al as Cheese Sandwich!  Oh, the hilarity!

[Quiver he/him]

So... thought I should drop this link in here, along with my reaction to it.

 

[traceria she/her]

Yo, Herd!  Anyone else going to the Par-tay over at the Raven Throne? 

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Did I tell you I 'borrowed' this for some 'experiments'. You can have it back, it is now useless to me.

 

Edited November 17, 2014 by SmurfAquamarineBodies

[Delightful]

Did I tell you I 'borrowed' this for some 'experiments'. You can have it back, it is now useless to me.

 

Horrifyingly adorable.

Is the knife edible?

Edited November 17, 2014 by Delightful

[Quiver he/him]

In the future, we would ask that if you're going to return products, you at least convert them into cupcakes first.

 

In the name of harmony and friendship, etc, the Herd shall overlook Smurf's delicious murder, and offer him a high-rank in the government.

 

Here's why you should accept our generous, non-mandatory offer.

[Kobold King he/him]

Nothing takes away the sting of a horrifying pony murder like an adorable comic.

 

 

Just look at it. Some may call it sappy, I call it "why Fluttershy is best pony." I mean, honestly: I adore the Fluttershy-Discord friendship in the show. I just think it's awesome that in a market filled with superheroes pummeling their foes into submission, there's a cartoon that teaches befriending your enemies as a perfectly legitimate option.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Horrifyingly adorable.

Is the knife edible?

 

No idea. I found the pic while I was bored cruising facebook.

 

In the future, we would ask that if you're going to return products, you at least convert them into cupcakes first.

 

In the name of harmony and friendship, etc, the Herd shall overlook Smurf's delicious murder, and offer him a high-rank in the government.

 

Here's why you should accept our generous, non-mandatory offer.

 

No.

[18th Shard he/him]

We have better offers over at the Dark Alley, currently having a bake sale! New zoohemalurgy product line, and cookies and baked goods half price. It is negotiable, and sometimes we just have giveaways. Like now. Here have a cookie voucher. Step into the Dark Alley to redeem your coupon.

 

Smurf, you have a great talent in the art of baking. Let me direct you to the Dark Alley, where your talents will be more fully appreciated and ... utilized.

Edited November 22, 2014 by 18th Shard

[traceria she/her]

Look, our group may be filled with gullible, friendly, friendship-minded ponies, but really...  

 

*promptly wanders off in search of said cookies*

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

We have better offers over at the Dark Alley, currently having a bake sale! New zoohemalurgy product line, and cookies and baked goods half price. It is negotiable, and sometimes we just have giveaways. Like now. Here have a cookie voucher. Step into the Dark Alley to redeem your coupon.

Smurf, you have a great talent in the art of baking. Let me direct you to the Dark Alley, where your talents will be more fully appreciated and ... utilized.

Though I may not act like it I'm 6% certain that I'm already a part of the organisation you are revering to.

[Quiver he/him]

 you are revering to.

 

 

 

re·vere ¹  (r-vîr)

tr.v. re·vered, re·ver·ing, re·veres

To regard with awe, deference, and devotion

 

Guess the Church of the Stick isn't the only religious group in this sub-forum.  If we don't have to cover up the cult-like status of these social groups anymore, then...

 

Edited November 28, 2014 by Quiver

[Edgedancer he/him]

 

Guess the Church of the Stick isn't the only religious group in this sub-forum.  If we don't have to cover up the cult-like status of these social groups anymore, then...

 

 

Tread lightly Quiver, on this forum there are currently a lot of evil ponies running around that believe in their own divinity with way more than 20%.

Edited November 28, 2014 by Ookla the Edgedancer

[18th Shard he/him]

My apologies Smurf, I appreciate your talents more so. Where where the spikes placed?

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Guess the Church of the Stick isn't the only religious group in this sub-forum. If we don't have to cover up the cult-like status of these social groups anymore, then...

Be quiet Quiver, or whatever you call yourself these days. You know I meant refer. Besides, I don't like ponies why would I ever worship one?

What's up with Ookla anyway?

Edited December 1, 2014 by SmurfAquamarineBodies

[Quiver he/him]

What's up with Ookla anyway?

 

http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/20835-time-to-get-your-silly-on-our-favorite-holiday-ookla-the-mokovial-is-here/

 

And please. What is the point of the internet if not to pointlessly nitpick over typo's and intentions? ; )

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/20835-time-to-get-your-silly-on-our-favorite-holiday-ookla-the-mokovial-is-here/

 

And please. What is the point of the internet if not to pointlessly nitpick over typo's and intentions? ; )

 

I thought the point was to tell people to be quiet.  

[Quiver he/him]

I thought the point was to tell people to be quiet.

 

Oh, be quiet you. 

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Oh, be quiet you. 

 

BUT I DON"T WANNA!!!!   

[traceria she/her]

Do we have to get Fluttershy to give you The Eye?  

[Quiver he/him]

I can't believe it. The pony fandom has failed me.

How is it that no one has thought of turning The Stare into the Eye of Sauron?

[traceria she/her]

I can't believe it. The pony fandom has failed me.

How is it that no one has thought of turning The Stare into the Eye of Sauron?

That is a great idea!

 

We have an Eye of Sauron on our Christmas tree.  I say "an" because the friends that made it made several to give out.  It's a red christmas ball with the eye painted on and a crochet santa hat.  We put it at the top of the tree every year. 

[mail-mi he/him]

Party at the Dark Alley! All are invited, most will be able to leave!

[Kaymyth she/her]

So, I just plowed my way through this thread at work.  I know, but it's Christmas Eve, so it's slow, so what else am I gonna do but poke the internet until it spits something entertaining at me?

 

I can't believe that nobody's asked this in the entirety of the thread, though:  So if you drive a hemalurgical spike into a pony, do they spontaneously generate extra cutie marks?

[Quiver he/him]

I'm kind of surprised that thought never occurred to anyone either. Though more because, since being able to fly doesn't seem linked to Pegasus having wings (instead being magic), one can assume that Earth Pony's connection to the ground and Unicorn magic works on similar principles.

Which means spiking two other races should let the third become artificial, hemalurgically-ascended alicorns.

This has possibilities,