Fedelpen Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 (edited) Consistency before ambiguity; progress before stagnation. I will work for the greater good. I will do what is fair. I will allow others to reap what they sow. These were made with a harsh mentality in mind. You kill someone, it's fair to kill you. Consistency then demands that I do so for all. Reap what they sow allows me to suspend that in times of war. That kind of thing. I suppose I COULD agree to these, because I can impose my interpretation on them. But I would vehemently oppose others who lived by this. I couldn't accept an organization that ran without focus on kindness, mercy, understanding, hearing both sides, second chances, etc. Edits: Well, I suppose I should do some that aren't so serious. I will not respond to stupidity with mockery. I will allow others the right to be unreasonable. I will not correct those who I perceive to be wrong, even if it would be for their own good. I will act when I should. I will not take the malhonorable advantage I see in a fight. I will work as hard as I should. I will not continue to be serious after I said I would stop it. I will remember the names of those I meet. I will paint patterns on the leaves of plants I touch. I will not consider practical jokes. I will complete all things that Edited June 24, 2014 by Fedelpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruppe he/him Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 i will never check my facebook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The truthwatcher he/him Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Vegatables before pizza, exercise before video games, fruits before dessert. And I will only read twilight books from now on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew C Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Serious one: "I will place the law above all else". I would never swear that. Silly one: "I will never use Facebook at work." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Serious one: "I will place the law above all else". I would never swear that. Silly one: "I will never use Facebook at work." Is that even possible? ( ignoring the fact that I never used Facebook when I was working ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal973 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I will grow up. I will stop to read fantasy books. I will not re-read my favourite fantasy books again and again. I will stop daydreaming. I will lead a realistic life. Instead of speaking about magic, knights, swords, dragons, and alternate universes with my friends, I will have discussions about sports and money and politics with them. I will stop listening toTwo Steps From Hell when I'm washing the dishes just because it gives me a huge sense of epicness. I will never watch StarWars, LOTR, Matrix or Pirates of the Carribean again. Especially not when I'm sick and stuck in my bed. I will not be obsessed by dragons. I will not believe that I secretely am a dragon. Or that I will adopt one. I will not hope that I will someday grow wings and fly. I will stop to believe that there is magic in this world. I will stop to believe that true friendship is a blessing and a gift. I will stop to believe that love is more powerful than hatred. I will stop to have faith in the human kind. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxal she/her Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I will stop talking so much 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal973 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I will go to bed early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxal she/her Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I will go to bed early FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal973 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 This are the oaths we would NEVER swear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxal she/her Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 This are the oaths we would NEVER swear Yeah but in your case, I do know it is an epic fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal973 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 At least, it IS epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxal she/her Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 At least, it IS epic. You do have a sense for epicness, I'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 I will become an Epic and murder everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 I will not be distracted by anyth... oh hey look a squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 she/her Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) I will be social and not be on 17th shard or reading during all of my free time. I will stop playing games on 17th shard (Guess the..., and 7 tropes of Brandon Sanderson). I will not get excited when I see that I start a new page on a thread. Edited December 8, 2014 by gjustice99 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I will not play Skyrim. I will not eat chocolate. I will not eat pizza. I will eat my vegetables. I will not read The Onion. I will not read Brandon Sanderson books. I will watch Twilight every year. I will read Twilight every year. I will watch all 3 Star Wars prequels. I won't think of more oaths to not swear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I will never dance. I will never sing. I will never sing. I will never eat ice cream. Homework before TV, vegetables before ice cream, work before play. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I will NEVER say "Brandon Sanderson" again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Rope he/him Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I will not Destroy Evil! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great and Powerful Og Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I will never get distracted while doing homework. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I will never get distracted while doing homework. Yeah, that'd be a terrible oath to... SQIRREL!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I will be considered a menace to society, even though I am not. I will live my the rest of my life reading Aristotle books without sleeping, eating, and drinking any type of liquid besides bottled poison. I will cry 5 times a day, each at a random point. I will have a cold every other week. I will be a jerk for the rest of my life and everyone will regard me as, "That guy who stole my cookie when I was but defenseless child who found him/herself in a dark dangerous alleyway where that guy forced me to give him a cookie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I will get up on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great and Powerful Og Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I will stop pretending I have Stormlight or Mistborn abilities when no-one's watching. I will stop mentally lashing people to the ceiling. I will read the Twilight Saga, and watch all the Twilight movies. I will buy cookies from the dark alley. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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