How do you imagine your fellow Sharders?

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

12 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The jewish flavor of white is an aftertaste. It isn't immediately obvious, but it is slightly different.

No jeans are the worst

Imagine this

when you are buying pants you have one of 4 options:

Too Small, Too Big, Waist Too Big, Legs Too Short

That is hell. And that is jeans.

Just get some cute ones and a belt I like jeans

 

4 hours ago, Denissimo said:

A deer. Specifically a species known as Pere David's deer, known in Chinese (at least in my hometown, colloquially. I think there's a more academic name for it) as 四不像, or "four not-alike".

Congrats. You are now a smiling asian with hair in my imagination.

A mostly bald guy with a twin. Mostly bald being, you've got an even amount of fuzz up there, but no hair longer than half-an-inch.

A bright green owl in a british-telephone booth.

Sorry, I legitimately cannot imagine you guys as anything other than these slightly-unhinged abstractions.

 

I did share an image of what I imagine the "collective" you of shard-users look like.
 

Relatable.

BAHAHAH, are you Chinese?

[Denissimo He/him]

1 minute ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

Just get some cute ones and a belt I like jeans

 

BAHAHAH, are you Chinese?

The world cannot know. You have been added to... the list.
My list. (Not the other guys. Not goin' to elaborate, but... if yk yk.)

Just kidding. I doubt anyone could do much with that. Yes, I am chinese.

Heil to Xi Jinping and all that.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, Denissimo said:

The world cannot know. You have been added to... the list.
My list. (Not the other guys. Not goin' to elaborate, but... if yk yk.)

Just kidding. I doubt anyone could do much with that. Yes, I am chinese.

Heil to Xi Jinping and all that.

Lolollll that’s cool I started taking Chinese at my school this year

我的中文名字是柯易泽

[Verdance he/him]

1 hour ago, Denissimo said:

The world cannot know. You have been added to... the list.
My list. (Not the other guys. Not goin' to elaborate, but... if yk yk.)

Just kidding. I doubt anyone could do much with that. Yes, I am chinese.

Heil to Xi Jinping and all that.

Can you confirm

Communism sucks

[Denissimo He/him]

2 minutes ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

Lolollll that’s cool I started taking Chinese at my school this year

我的中文名字是柯易泽

柯易泽? Blessed with change, I see.

1 minute ago, Verdance said:

Can you confirm

Communism sucks

It's a nice, peachy and idyllic concept. However, we do not live in an idyllic world.
Thus why it is fortunate that, despite what my nation claims, we are not communist. 

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Denissimo said:

柯易泽? Blessed with change, I see.

It's a nice, peachy and idyllic concept. However, we do not live in an idyllic world.
Thus why it is fortunate that, despite what my nation claims, we are not communist. 

The way I see it, if every human being was perfect, communism would be possible, and therefore we wouldn’t need it

instead we end up with corrupt and totalitarian socialist governments which really have no right to exist

[Denissimo He/him]

3 minutes ago, Verdance said:

The way I see it, if every human being was perfect, communism would be possible, and therefore we wouldn’t need it

instead we end up with corrupt and totalitarian socialist governments which really have no right to exist

Yes. Unfortunately, humanity in my view will forever be conflicted and impure. Beautifully so, I think.

Bringing it back to politics (blehg), I agree. Communism simply doesn't work. The only reason why there are "communist" countries, is because "communist" nations simply reframe it in a certain way. Chinas basically a fascist-capitalist society at this point, though our good friend Xi is being smart about it.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 hours ago, Denissimo said:

柯易泽? Blessed with change, I see.

It's a nice, peachy and idyllic concept. However, we do not live in an idyllic world.
Thus why it is fortunate that, despite what my nation claims, we are not communist. 

对 my Chinese teacher gave everyone in the class Chinese names that sounded like our American ones

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 hours ago, Denissimo said:

Yes. Unfortunately, humanity in my view will forever be conflicted and impure. Beautifully so, I think.

Bringing it back to politics (blehg), I agree. Communism simply doesn't work. The only reason why there are "communist" countries, is because "communist" nations simply reframe it in a certain way. Chinas basically a fascist-capitalist society at this point, though our good friend Xi is being smart about it.

It's also worth noting "communism" tends to be overly generalized- Stalinism is VERY different from Marxism 

[Verdance he/him]

2 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

It's also worth noting "communism" tends to be overly generalized- Stalinism is VERY different from Marxism 

In America, you are always watching television. In communist Russia, the television is always watching you!

[Denissimo He/him]

2 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

It's also worth noting "communism" tends to be overly generalized- Stalinism is VERY different from Marxism 

Very true. Communism is legitimately just a bit ambiguous as well, given the conflict between the concept and actual implementation.

42 minutes ago, Verdance said:

In America, you are always watching television. In communist Russia, the television is always watching you!

Don't know 'bout that. Pretty much how it is back in the motherland though.
1984 reference?

3 hours ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

对 my Chinese teacher gave everyone in the class Chinese names that sounded like our American ones

No idea what your American name might be then. Kayla? Kiara? Keziah?

[Verdance he/him]

7 minutes ago, Denissimo said:

Very true. Communism is legitimately just a bit ambiguous as well, given the conflict between the concept and actual implementation.

Don't know 'bout that. Pretty much how it is back in the motherland though.
1984 reference?

No idea what your American name might be then. Kayla? Kiara? Keziah?

I am your big brother… :3

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, Denissimo said:

Very true. Communism is legitimately just a bit ambiguous as well, given the conflict between the concept and actual implementation.

Don't know 'bout that. Pretty much how it is back in the motherland though.
1984 reference?

No idea what your American name might be then. Kayla? Kiara? Keziah?

Well my first name is Izzy but me no tell last name

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

@Verdance knows my name....

But everyone else is free to guess incorrectly.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

@Verdance knows my name....

But everyone else is free to guess incorrectly.

Hmmm

Oliver

Or Kaiden

Or Max

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

Oliver

I kind of look like an Oliver but no

[Denissimo He/him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I kind of look like an Oliver but no

Darlene. You are now Darlene.

8 hours ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

Well my first name is Izzy but me no tell last name

Izzy Kiel.

Also, I can kind of see how Izzy fits the Chinese name. Phonetically. Kinda. 

10 hours ago, Verdance said:

I am your big brother… :3

Being my sibling is something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Be careful.

Edited May 26 by Denissimo

[Shatter He/Him]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

@Verdance knows my name....

But everyone else is free to guess incorrectly.

David

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

9 minutes ago, Shatter said:

David

Nope

[Verdance he/him]

2 hours ago, Denissimo said:

Darlene. You are now Darlene.

Izzy Kiel.

Also, I can kind of see how Izzy fits the Chinese name. Phonetically. Kinda. 

Being my sibling is something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Be careful.

That was also a 1984 reference :3

[NerdSandwich she/her]

On 5/23/2026 at 1:54 AM, Ink and Embers said:

 

I imagine you as slightly short with fairly long, pale brown hair, blue eyes (??), freckles, and the kind of person who could wear a cardigan but doesn't

Yeah that's fairly accurate.
I don't put much thought into what I wear.

Grey eyes.

Bruh my mom has like 5 million freckles.
My little sister called her 'Chicken Pox' for a time

I don't actually have that many.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

@Ink and Embers's name definitely has a set nickname.

(I wish I had a nickname, but sadly, my name is not built for one...  )

Edited May 26 by Through The Living Ketek

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

7 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

@Verdance knows my name....

But everyone else is free to guess incorrectly.

GEORGE

 

2 hours ago, Denissimo said:

Darlene. You are now Darlene.

Izzy Kiel.

Also, I can kind of see how Izzy fits the Chinese name. Phonetically. Kinda. 

Being my sibling is something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Be careful.

Ye the last names close enough

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

1 minute ago, Honors Spectral Image said:

GEORGE

NOPE NOT EVEN CLOSE

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

NOPE NOT EVEN CLOSE

Aw man

John?