The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

It had already hit itirSp.

Good thing I was directing the second trolley

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

This thread is wild

The confusing overlay of Spirit’s multiple personalities causes a paradox that glitches him forward three seconds every ten years, starting now

When he disappears, I grab the Sandwich he drops and flee.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I steal the sandwich after an epic car chase with Drehy and realize that the sandwich is so incredibly spoiled and dirty that I place it on some random hill.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I walk up and pick up the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I punch you and steal the sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I punch the sandwich and steal you

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

15 hours ago, Drehy said:

This thread is wild

The confusing overlay of Spirit’s multiple personalities causes a paradox that glitches him forward three seconds every ten years, starting now

When he disappears, I grab the Sandwich he drops and flee.

Unbeknownst to you, time travel was banned at the beginning of this thread. Only those with the correct power may unban it, and then only for a time.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I comfort the sandwich because it was punched, then unsteal myself so now I'm free and run off with the sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

22 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I comfort the sandwich because it was punched, then unsteal myself so now I'm free and run off with the sandwich.

itirSp has found you. What, my soon to be deceased friend, do you do?

Edited November 19, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

itirSp has found you. What, my soon to be deceased friend, so you do?

 

19 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I comfort the sandwich because it was punched, then unsteal myself so now I'm free and run off with the sandwich.

*nuggety warnings*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

*nuggety warnings*

I created-ed a blog devoted to itirSp

but rn it’s discussing Tim the Gentle Hunchback, one of its scions.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

itirSp has found you. What, my soon to be deceased friend, do you do?

I, still being in possession of the sandwich, continue to stroll along and even begin to skip and whistle a jolly tune.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I start strolling alongside you, whistling in disharmony in a passive-aggressive attempt to get you to give me the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I, still being in possession of the sandwich, continue to stroll along and even begin to skip and whistle a jolly tune.

 

6 hours ago, Drehy said:

I start strolling alongside you, whistling in disharmony in a passive-aggressive attempt to get you to give me the Sandwich.

itirSp has found you. Shake, quiver, do what you will. It makes no difference.

It is here.

itirSp gives a guttural cry, and bites at Unintelligenius.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

itirSp has found you. Shake, quiver, do what you will. It makes no difference.

It is here.

itirSp gives a guttural cry, and bites at Unintelligenius.

He misses

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I snicker when itirSp misses.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I snicker because I'm standing right behind you.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give you a Snickers as I continue to snicker.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*snicker snicker*

I'm sad because I cannot eat it.

*nugget sadness*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I eat a snickers in front of glass

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

23 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I eat a snickers in front of glass

*nuggety vengance*

I bump into your foot aggressively.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I eat more snickers agressively

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I bump into your foot more aggressively, furious.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I turn you back into a human and give you boxing gloves. While that happens I take the Sandwich and run away.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I suddenly appear from the sky, and dive to grab the sandwich