The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I throw a rock at Vyz and he falls over and I take the sandwich and run.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Unintelligenius said:

I throw a rock at Vyz and he falls over and I take the sandwich and run.

I high-five you in my sleep.

[PianoSavant she/her]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I high-five you in my sleep.

You miss and hit Unintelligenius in the face. He drops the Sandwich and I steal it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

You miss and hit Unintelligenius in the face. He drops the Sandwich and I steal it.

I continue snoozing, completely oblivious.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I give my panda the Sandwich, which mystically appeared in my hands.

[strmblsd he/him]

i having no context appear out of nowhere and kill hug the person with the sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, strmblsd said:

i having no context appear out of nowhere and kill hug the person with the sandwich

I stare in horror as you kill my panda, and the a claw rips itself out of my stomach and grabs you, tentacles following it and restraining you. I eat you.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I watch, then pick up the Sandwich and give Wrath another panda.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, PianoSavant said:

I watch, then pick up the Sandwich and give Wrath another panda.

I thank you and teleport with the panda onto another planet and have lunch with the new panda.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I, now both awake and horrified, stare at the spot where Wrath ate Strmblsd.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I pat Glass on the back then past her and take the Sandwich from Piano and run away.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I swing in singing cotton eye joe and snatch the sandwich out of vyz's hand. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I swing in singing cotton eye joe and snatch the sandwich out of vyz's hand. 

Far away, I sing cotton eye joe to my panda.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I wonder where did he come from and where did he go.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Where did he come from, that Cotton-Eyed Joe?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I give my panda a cookie.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I give my not-panda-raccoon red panda a cookie

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I give you a cookie

[The H]

I read the fine print.

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Edited October 18, 2024 by The H

[Vyzkel He/Him]

While everyone is messing around with cookies, I finally find Cotton-Eye Joe and take the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I give cotton eye joe a cookie in recompense.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

how do you even say cookie when you're talking in bold??

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

how do you even say cookie when you're talking in bold??

Just imagine it with reverb.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Exactamente! Here, have a cookie for your efforts.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

52 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Exactamente! Here, have a cookie for your efforts.

No thanks

I run to Australia again and chill with my giant spider buddies (I have the Sandwich).

Edited October 18, 2024 by Vyzkel