The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I catch up to you by running and stomp the Batmobile to smithereens.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I happened to be hiding in your sleeve, and quickly dash out to grab the Sandwich before performing an excellent triple front flip into a miniature Batmobile on the ground. I then proceed to make a daring escape at the vehicle's top speed, which is about... twenty-eight miles per hour...

I happened to be hiding in the Batmobiles sleeve, and quickly dash out to grab the Sandeich before cutting the gas to the Batmobile and dropping a match somewhere in there.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I happened to be hiding in the Batmobiles sleeve, and quickly dash out to grab the Sandeich before cutting the gas to the Batmobile and dropping a match somewhere in there.

Not sure what the Sandeich is, I take the Sandwich and newly-acquired hemalurgic spike and run.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Not sure what the Sandeich is, I take the Sandwich and newly-acquired hemalurgic spike and run.

I clone myself at record speeds, so that my newest clone quickly catches up to Glass and takes the Sandwich and the spikes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I steal back the spike but not the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I steal back the spike but not the Sandwich.

I have a panda.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I spike @SpiritOfWrath's panda with @Through The Living Glass's spikes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I only have one spike so that statement is null and void.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I beat the high score on the Pac-Man machine and my prize is the Sandwich, I take my prize and run away.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I beat the high score on the Pac-Man machine and my prize is the Sandwich, I take my prize and run away.

Turns out I was Pac-Man the entire time, and I jump out of the machine and grab the Sandwich.

[The H]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I catch up to you by running and stomp the Batmobile to smithereens.

Terrifying image

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Turns out I was Pac-Man the entire time, and I jump out of the machine and grab the Sandwich.

Another terrifying image.

 

I become a ghost and defeat Wrath, obtaining the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat a power pellet and defeat H, regaining the Sandwich.

A Pac-Man high score isn’t something you should take lightly.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I give Genius some grapes and I walk back towards the Sandwich.

I gracefully accept the grapes but would rather have lemonade anyway so I take the sandwich instead.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I gracefully accept the grapes but would rather have lemonade anyway so I take the sandwich instead.

I eat lunch with my hemalurgic panda.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I spike myself.

I now have the powers of an F-22.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I pour tea for my panda.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I trip on Glass while trying to get the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I laugh hysterically.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Hysterically I laugh

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I hysterically laugh.

Then I shoot some missiles aimed at Vyz.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use inner peace to deflect them all.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

One of them has terrible morals and doesn't care about your inner peace.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

That’s not how it- whatever

I get launched into the Sandwich, which I take and run away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I realize

I fall asleep.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I give my panda a knockoff sandwich, and continue to have lunch.