The Battle for the Sandwich

[The H]

Wait, Doomslug Glass x3 zoomed in more for her pfp, which makes it slightly less confusing.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

10 minutes ago, The H said:

Wait, Doomslug Glass x3 zoomed in more for her pfp, which makes it slightly less confusing.

There’s a cult.

I run away from Scars, who seems to be the only that cares about the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

10 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

There’s a cult.

I run away from Scars, who seems to be the only that cares about the Sandwich.

I teleport in front of you, and take the Sandwich. I then teleport back.

[PianoSavant she/her]

20 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I teleport in front of you, and take the Sandwich. I then teleport back.

I teleport in front of the Sandwich, and take you. I then teleport back. Ten minutes later I realize that Spirit is not, in fact, the Sandwich.

[The H]

8 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

There’s a cult.

I just saw it now, and I'm terrified/fascinated.

Just now, PianoSavant said:

I teleport in front of the Sandwich, and take you. I then teleport back. Ten minutes later I realize that Spirit is not, in fact, the Sandwich.

In those ten minutes, I start playing Piano. (As in tricking the person Piano, not actually playing the piano) I steal the Sanwich while Wrath is being returned.

[PianoSavant she/her]

5 minutes ago, The H said:

I just saw it now, and I'm terrified/fascinated.

In those ten minutes, I start playing Piano. (As in tricking the person Piano, not actually playing the piano) I steal the Sanwich while Wrath is being returned.

Seeing as I thought that Wrath was the Sandwich for ten whole minutes, you successfully trick me.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

9 minutes ago, The H said:

I just saw it now, and I'm terrified/fascinated.

You should be. Apparently it's also an rp now.

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[The H]

1 minute ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

Apparently it's also an rp now.

Yes, yes low-key Arda family feud.

 

2 minutes ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

 I'll chuck an UNO reverse to that one:

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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, The H said:

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No! No thaid!

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How did I end up defending the guy when I didn't even know him

Edited October 15, 2024 by Glass Glass Glass

[The H]

4 minutes ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

How did I end up defending the guy when I didn't even know him

Oh yeah I forgot you only joined this year.

I forget that some of the most active members weren't around when Thaidakar was mostly active.

Anyway, I bury the Sandwich on a desert island and create a map with a bright red 'X' marks the spot.

Edited October 15, 2024 by The H

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Yep. ANYWAY

I start playing the piano in a sinister way, boss music starts playing and I don my Shardplate and summon my Shardstick. I walk towards H, ready to attack

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

7 minutes ago, The H said:

Oh yeah I forgot you only joined this year.

I forget that some of the most active members weren't around when Thaidakar was mostly active.

Yeah

I mean, I've read his posts, but like, that's about it

For like every thread I'm active on, it's always the newbies that end up overtaking the oldies and running the thread

I was also inactive for like 2 months after I joined. Then when spring break started I got all crazy and when on a binging spree on the shard that still lasts today

Edited October 15, 2024 by Glass Glass Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

Yeah

I mean, I've read his posts, but like, that's about it

For like every thread I'm active on, it's always the newbies that end up overtaking the oldies and running the thread

I was also inactive for like 2 months after I joined. Then when spring break started I got all crazy and when on a binging spree on the shard that still lasts today

That’s true, it feels like the Shard veterans just start to drift away.

[The H]

5 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I start playing the piano in a sinister way, boss music starts playing and I don my Shardplate and summon my Shardstick. I walk towards H, ready to attack

I quiver in fear...

...until I remember that I slipped some dried fruit into Vyzkel's food earlier, and now he will  have no choice but to swap out a certain letter in 'Shardplate'.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I blow up my F-22 remotely, and trap its soul in a hemalurgic spike when it enters the CR.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, The H said:

I quiver in fear...

...until I remember that I slipped some dried fruit into Vyzkel's food earlier, and now he will  have no choice but to swap out a certain letter in 'Shardplate'.

I have no idea what you mean and continue walking.

Unless you mean the d in Shard.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the sandwich and I waddle away, waddle waddle waddle, til' the very next day....

[The H]

24 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Unless you mean the d in Shard.

Precisely 

3 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I take the sandwich and I waddle away, waddle waddle waddle, til' the very next day....

Your waddling is too slow, I catch up and snatch it. Though I believe I shouldn't fear Vyz anymore; he has bigger issues now 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

11 hours ago, The H said:

Yes, yes low-key Arda family feud.

 

 I'll chuck an UNO reverse to that one:

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Actually, I did that. Platypus wasn’t happy.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give Genius some grapes and I walk back towards the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I give Genius some grapes and I walk back towards the Sandwich.

I teleport and grab the Sandwich, then decoyify it many many times. 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Spyro uses a dragon-time fury, un-exploding earth, and also warping the sandwich back to earth, hoping to get it.

It's stolen by an un-named kitsune.

Edited October 15, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Since I pickpocketed Wrath’s Sandwich Compass, I easily find the Sandwich and run away with it. I also destroy the Compass.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Since I pickpocketed Wrath’s Sandwich Compass, I easily find the Sandwich and run away with it. I also destroy the Compass.

“Fool! The Compass is indestructible! It took the nod Gmodable hair of many sharders to get that!” I teleport and grab the Sandwich and Compass.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I happened to be hiding in your sleeve, and quickly dash out to grab the Sandwich before performing an excellent triple front flip into a miniature Batmobile on the ground. I then proceed to make a daring escape at the vehicle's top speed, which is about... twenty-eight miles per hour...