Oldest Child Club

[Ranryu she/her]

If you're the oldest child in your family, here's your space! Complain about your siblings, talk about how cute they are, or any other oldest kid stuff!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Hello, my name is Silhouette and I've struggled with oldest childness for several years now.

Ever since I was born, I've been the oldest. It's been a challenge in my life and something that I've never really been able to overcome, no matter how hard I've tried. Sometimes I feel like it's impossible to stop being the oldest child. 

I hope my experiences can help others who are dealing with this problem.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

What if you‘re the second oldest and you still have younger siblings?

[That1Cellist he/him]

20 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

What if you‘re the second oldest and you still have younger siblings?

This is the oldest child club for a reason, little child.

[Ranryu she/her]

21 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

What if you‘re the second oldest and you still have younger siblings?

I mean, technically that would make this the "older but not necessarily oldest sibling club", but I guess if it feels like you're the oldest... 

It depends. Are you mentally the oldest?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

1 minute ago, That1Cellist said:

This is the oldest child club for a reason, little child.

Okay, I guess.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Just now, Rabbit Unmade said:

Okay, I guess.

Sorry, I went into my "Talk like an epic" Dialogue.

[Ranryu she/her]

In my expert Oldest Child opinion, many oldest siblings suffer from that malady. There is no cure. Sorry.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

How many siblings do y'all have?

[Ranryu she/her]

I have five. We're a small mobile army, which is especially effective because three of them are under the age of 8.

[That1Cellist he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

How many siblings do y'all have?

Six siblings here. How many do you have, Silhouette?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 hour ago, That1Cellist said:

Six siblings here. How many do you have, Silhouette?

I have four.

Wow. Big families here.

[That1Cellist he/him]

1 hour ago, Shining Silhouette said:

I have four.

Wow. Big families here.

I guess. Technically, to be the oldest, you have to have at least two siblings, because otherwise you are just the older of two or an only child.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, That1Cellist said:

I guess. Technically, to be the oldest, you have to have at least two siblings, because otherwise you are just the older of two or an only child.

Well, the older child is still the "oldest" if there are two, comparatively.

[That1Cellist he/him]

1 minute ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Well, the older child is still the "oldest" if there are two, comparatively.

Sure, but technically wouldn't the correct term be older? Maybe things are different when comparing numbers of siblings and ages.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

3 minutes ago, That1Cellist said:

Sure, but technically wouldn't the correct term be older? Maybe things are different when comparing numbers of siblings and ages.

Eh, it's a technicality. Maybe.

Do y'all like being the oldest?

[That1Cellist he/him]

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

Eh, it's a technicality. Maybe.

Do y'all like being the oldest?

It's fine. It's not great being experimental, but it's interesting. I get to have the experiences before anyone else.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am here now and I am the oldest of three siblings.

[That1Cellist he/him]

37 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I am here now and I am the oldest of three siblings.

It's always nice to have more of us around to talk, I guess.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Hi there! I‘m joining you old people, even though I‘m not the oldest kid in my family. Hi.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, That1Cellist said:

It's always nice to have more of us around to talk, I guess.

Definitely!

38 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I am here now and I am the oldest of three siblings.

Welcome Wizzy Wanderer! (Can I call you that sometimes?)

[Ranryu she/her]

It's fun being the oldest. I get a lot more freedom and trust.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

18 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Definitely!

Welcome Wizzy Wanderer! (Can I call you that sometimes?)

NEVER!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

NEVER!

What about Witty Wiz

[That1Cellist he/him]

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

What about Witty Wiz

I mean, he's a monk now, so probably not.