Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, the dream is Telerhanrhiod.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately that was just a illusion 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, improper grammar made the previous message inaccurate.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Fortunately there is the edit button.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, it already happened.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately nothing changed at all

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Unfortunately, it must be changed.

[Aeoryi she/her]

fortunately that won't happen since i ate an egg.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, you got salmonella from the egg.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately there is a cure

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, all the antidotes were destroyed by a robotic wax Alexander Hamilton.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Unfortunately Hamilton will not be involved 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

45 minutes ago, Exotwo said:

Unfortunately Hamilton will not be involved 

Fortunately, that was out of turn, it being an unfortunately after another unfortunately.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Unfortunately that was all part of my plan now you are preservation and I am ruin. Anyways, water gets dumped on everyone until they drown

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, that unfortunately was fortunate for our fortuitous friend Fortuna who lives in the town of Fortune's Fort. Fortuna of Fortune's Fort saved the world and everyone in it by water bending all the water into the ocean.

[Aeoryi she/her]

unfortunately you forgot to breathe.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, I remembered after a moment. And, more fortunately, a power arises in the depths of the sea, ready to defend the world from all Unfortunately-s.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Unfortunately, I sleep-cast destroy water on the Vaporeon, who owns the power, both magically, and legally.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, you are put on trial for misusing powers and get sued 10000000 dollars.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Unfortunately, that is barely a dent in my pocket book

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, you get a life sentence to Azkaban.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Unfortunately Azkaban is in damnation, where the god beyond the god beyond died

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, this is unrelated, it's still a life sentence.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Unfortunately the life sentence was pardoned by accident 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, they were apprehended on another planet for cabbage related crimes.