Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately, Whimsey was lured away for a very long time by a cookie.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Unfortunately, I must concede.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately, I don't know what concede means.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Odium arrived.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately he got sidetracked by the shard of procrastination 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, the vessel of procrastination was killed with night blood and the intent of procrastination was taken by Frosty McFrostface the dragon boy himself.

[Aeoryi she/her]

fortunately odium didnt know that and starts chasing down a dead shard for 2-3M years.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, a serial killer in possession of Nightblood starts assassinating world hoppers, Shards and highly invested individuals.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately the serial kiler was locked away in damnation.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, there was a jail break in Damnation.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately no one escaped.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, No-one led the revolution to destroy the prison and its wardens.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Isnt that fortunate?

Fortunately nightblood was removed from the serial killers custody before he was sent to damnation.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately night blood was retaken by Hoid in the purpose of a sacred mission in the cosmere. A sacred mission that would kill half of the people in the Cosmere.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Thanos moment.

Fortunately he also got sent to damnation and nightblood was sent to the beyond.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Nightblood slew the God Beyond, wielded by Vin.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately the god beyond the god beyond took nightblood away 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Nightblood ascended to God Beyond the God Beyond who is beyond the God Beyond and slew the God Beyond the God Beyond.

[Aeoryi she/her]

The god beyond the god beyond the god beyond (god beyond ^3) did not like this

Fortunately we are safe on earth

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, that didn't last as an asteroid made of Mordite(see TLT) slammed into NYC, beginning to shatter the planet.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately the planet held itself together

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, that soon ended when vibranium spikes entered the earth and started causing earthquakes everywhere.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately that was all a dream

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, the dream entered reality thanks to m a g i c.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately that magic backfired and now life is a dream