Pineapple on pizza: yes or no?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Eluvianii said:

I just think pizza has potential for a lot of variety and it's cool to explore it instead of settling for a competition of who is the most skilled at placing pepperoni slices. 

Never have truer words been said.

[Guest]

300 replies 

300 replies 

well 301 now

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

NO PINEAPPLE!

also, pineapple is a weird word.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I must state that I like pineapple on pizza. A lot. Here's the secret: if you cut the pineapple into small pieces and then put the pineapple into the oven at a low temperature, most of the liquid evaporates and you get concentrated flavor in your pineapple. Then you can put it on pizza, and it is amazing.

[Guest]

How dare you  I summon the wrath of Ruin. * Ruin please please please please please please please please please*

On 5/25/2022 at 7:23 AM, NerdyAarakocra said:

I must state that I like pineapple on pizza. A lot. Here's the secret: if you cut the pineapple into small pieces and then put the pineapple into the oven at a low temperature, most of the liquid evaporates and you get concentrated flavor in your pineapple. Then you can put it on pizza, and it is amazing.

 

Edited May 26, 2022 by Spook's biggest fan

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

5 hours ago, Spook's biggest fan said:

How dare you  I summon the wrath of Ruin. * Ruin please please please please please please please please please*

 

We're sorry, this user has already finished The Hero of Ages.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Pineapple has a solid 63% approval rate, that's better than any politician I know of. I support pineapple running for president in 2024.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

16 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Pineapple has a solid 63% approval rate, that's better than any politician I know of. I support pineapple running for president in 2024.

It would make more sense than U.S. politics do now...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

24 minutes ago, Spook's biggest fan said:

Auklet you  I summon the wrath of Sazed *is that how you spell his name?* upon you

Hey, some people here might not want spoilers! And how do you know that Sazed is against pineapple on pizza?

Spoiler

By the way, it's less spoiler-y to refer to them as The Hero of Ages or Harmony, because that does not give anything away.

 

[Guest]

Oh I didn't think about that I am sooooo sorry (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[Duxredux he/him]

I have cast my lot.

I think this sums up both parties. On the scale of zero to pineapple, where do you lie?  

Edited May 27, 2022 by Duxredux

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, Duxredux said:

I think this sums up both parties. On the scale of zero to pineapple, where do you lie?  

um, this is is true.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Yea go pineapple 

[Gak he/him]

i just got here, and i am happy now

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

boo pineapple.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

the alcatraz thread is almost completely inactive

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

On 5/27/2022 at 9:38 AM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

boo pineapple.

How DARE you

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

20 hours ago, Boomerang Guy said:

How DARE you

how dare YOU!

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

4 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

how dare YOU!

How darest thou! 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

How darest thou! 

how darest THEE!

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

how darest THEE!

Your grammar is bad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Your grammar is bad.

thee is a word ;-;

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Yes but thou hath used it wrong. Thee is only used as an object, thou is only used as the subject.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*shrugs*

[Orlion Blight he/him]

17 hours ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Yes but thou hath used it wrong. Thee is only used as an object, thou is only used as the subject.

Sounds like a style guide to me, like all grammar! Grammar is a lie! 

The only truth in this world is that pineapple goes on pizza. With anchovies.