technically the truth meets inverse ask anyone!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Why am I happy to hear someone talk about cutting down flowers? Because...

OH NO! I STEPPED ON A FLOWER AND SHE'S CHASING ME!

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

why are you running from the little old lady?

We shall call ourselves, Ecnailla Eht.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why did you just split into four?

*Gets smacked by crimson glow valstrax wing and goes flying*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now, the most important thing to do in a dangerous situation..

Snake thingy!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What is a perversion of Stripy baby?

Scud, WHAT IS THAT!

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Hey, did I introduce you to John?

Oh, it's the helmacrons again.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why are we running?

ATTACK RABBITS!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Of all types of soldiers, which ones are most likely to take over the universe?

Cactus Juice!

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What is the best drink in the desert

Antarctica!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Where do you sleep at night?

"Take this sword. It's dangerous outside."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*Revives thread and visits old man*

JAZZ

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So you saved the world by sacrificing what?!?!?!

Dragons, need I say more.

[Wittles he/him]

Do you know a good way I'll be able to get out of taking a test tomorrow?

*Aggressively sings Twinkle Twinkle little Star*