technically the truth meets inverse ask anyone!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

How...what....how did you do that?

I...accidentally exploded a planet.

 

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What have you done in TLT?

Look it's a wild drag- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What's that swooping down on the airport?

Angerspren! Bonded with Whitespines!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Wait, what do you want me to run away from, exactly?

I'll have some soup, please.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Welcome to the Bisque and more, what would you like?

I'm made of energy!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What are you?

Look it's a falling star- RUN IT'S A FALLING STAR

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What's that light in the sky?

There's a Nuke inbound!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Sir there's something you need to see

*Growling*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What is this bear doing here?

IF YOU DON"T PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What's this? 

Run from the wild dog alien thing

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What should we do now?

PLEASE STOP!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Now which school do you think I should blow up next hmm?

It's Bob

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Who was that guy who just vanished?

TOWWACBob

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Who can defeat the Nameless ends?

I am sidious

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why are you wearing the dark spooky cloak

*demonic screeching*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I thought you said you were going to stop teaching people that SEQUENCE!

*Blaster shoots* *Falls dead*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

You have not granted my wish in Nightwatcher boon/bane game. Prepare to die.

MY PENCILS!

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Oh, look, there are a couple of weird sticks in the creature's stomach, do you happen to know what those are?

You should tell them stories, of course.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

we are being invaded by horrific beings that want to destroy us. What should we do?

Elephants.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

We ride for Gondor on- What is that?

Tigers

[Going_North_cal]

Awwww, thats a super cute kitty you brought home. ...What are they called again?

PEANUTS WOOOOO!!

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[Szeth's Facepalm]

Where's that little white cartoon beagle from again?

That's technically illegal.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

There is a sick national animal here.

punns!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What should I not say around lliteral man?

*CHORTLES*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What is best in theory but awful in practice?

mech-suit