Answers to Every Question

[The Sibling she/her]

Me and my cousins were trying to think of words or phrases that could be used to answer any question asked. 

Our best ones were :

-Is that a wig, or is that your real hair?

-Stranger danger!

-Can I speak to your manager?

So basically if your math teacher asks you what the square root of 64 is, then you say "Is that a wig, or is that your real hair?"

And if your dad asks you what you want for dinner, you say "Stranger danger!"

And if your best friend invites you to their house to watch the new Harry Potter movie, be like "Can I speak to your manager?"

Anyways, if you think of another good one, post it here.

[Going_North_cal]

"I don't know."

[HSuperLee]

"There's always another secret."

[Nathrangking he/him]

It depends.

[Going_North_cal]

Your mom.

[Eluvianii he/him]

I won't answer until I speak with my lawyer. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Why would I devote even a fraction of my superior bainpower to that problem?

[Quivil]

FOOOOUUUURTYY TWOOOO! (spoken in a very deep voice)

 

(If you want to be creepy:) I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Edited April 20, 2022 by Mehelin

[Morningtide she/her]

5 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Your mom.

This is my language group in school right here. I just started asking other people

If you want to be reeeeeeeaaaaaallllly annoying, especially to anyone who is an older sibling: "Why?"

[Quivil]

Take me to your leader.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Huh?

I don't know.

Yes.

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[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Morningtide said:

This is my language group in school right here. I just started asking other people

If you want to be reeeeeeeaaaaaallllly annoying, especially to anyone who is an older sibling: "Why?"

You just triggered every shred of exasperation in my tiny body.

'I plead the fifth' is one of my favorites, though I haven't implemented it in a class yet, at least, not to a teacher.  'Hmmmmm?' is also great.

[Quivil]

Whait wat now?

[The Sibling she/her]

10 hours ago, The Unknown Novel said:

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And how would one pronounce this?

[Morningtide she/her]

"I agree" usually works. 

12 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

You just triggered every shred of exasperation in my tiny body.

'I plead the fifth' is one of my favorites, though I haven't implemented it in a class yet, at least, not to a teacher.  'Hmmmmm?' is also great.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it when my sibling start using "why". 

"I plead the fifth" is a good one. I use that in history occasionally as a joke. 

[Going_North_cal]

*ahem*

"HE HE HE HAW"

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

2 hours ago, The Sibling said:

And how would one pronounce this?

Sound it out. It just rolls off the tongue with enough practice. 

 

I'm also in favor of Rick Rolling people in response to their questions. 

[The Sibling she/her]

24 minutes ago, The Unknown Novel said:

I'm also in favor of Rick Rolling people in response to their questions. 

Even in person, this works every time.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Come on, you know me well enough to guess the answer!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

ᚹᚻᛁ ᚪᚱᛖ ᛁᚩᚢ ᛏᚪᛚᚳᛁᛝ ᛏᚩ ᛘᛖ? 

Spoiler

Why are you talking to me?

ᛁ ᛞᚩᚾ×ᛏ ᚳᚾᚩᚹ ᚦᚪᛏ ᛚᚪᛝᚢᚪᚷᛖ, ᚳᚪᚾ ᛁᚩᚢ ᛋᛈᛠᚳ ᛁᚾ ᚪᛝᛚᚩ-ᛋᚪᚳᛋᚩᚾ?

Spoiler

I don't know that language, can you please speak anglo-saxon?

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

A likely story.

Is that so?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

On 4/19/2022 at 1:31 PM, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Your mom.

this is so true.

[Going_North_cal]

13 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

this is so true.

Why do you think I said it?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Why do you think I said it?

*shrugs* because.

- because.

[Quivil]

I know the true answer to everything. It goes like this:

 

*runs away screaming at the top of your lungs*