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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ranryu said:

Muffled screaming emanated from a dark pit in the ground. It was a wonder no one had noticed it, as Ranryu had been stuck inside for over a week.

The screaming enters Emma's dreams and twists them into nightmares. Nightmares of her time as the Nethergrim. Cold sweat breaks over Emma's skin and she begins to start shivering.

[Ranryu she/her]

"Seriously people!" Ranryu shouted. "The only thing to do down here is this beat-up copy of Little House on the Prairie, and I've already read it a billion times. Can someone let me out? I was almost done with the last Skyward Flight novella!!"

[NameIess]

Lark peered down over the edge of the pit. "I'll let you out if you answer a few questions!"

[Ranryu she/her]

"Sure! Anything to get out of here!"

[NameIess]

"Great! How'd you get in the hole?"

[Ranryu she/her]

"I was just walking around reading, when this weird guy with a cello appeared and pushed me in. I think his name was .... @That1Cellist? Anyway, he laughed maniacally and ran away."

Ranryu proceeded to rip Little House on the Prairie to shreds. 

[NameIess]

"I see... So, why'd you come to this clinic?"

[Ranryu she/her]

Ranryu frowned, her face thoughtful.

"I'm not really sure. I was somewhere else, and then I was here, you know? The Wizard was kind of like 'come over here, it's fun and you can read a lot of books and stuff', so I came."

She backed a safe distance away from the hole as she said this.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm walked up to greet Ranryu.

"Hello," he said. "I didn't realize you were-"

He cut off as his bad luck caused him to fall down the hole.

Edited September 14, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Ranryu she/her]

Ranryu grinned and threw down a rope that had been lying on the ground next to the pit.

"Bookwyrm? You're here! And you have bad luck?"

Wait. She wondered. How do I know him again?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm thanked Ranryu and climbed up the rope.

"I was cursed with bad luck when I was stabbed by a chicken with the knife that killed Wizard," Bookwyrm said. "I have to go find a severed jackalope foot to cure it permanently, but I'm using Chromium Feruchemy and Luck Potions in the meantime to counter the worse effects. For now."

Edited September 14, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Ranryu she/her]

Ranryu paled. 

"Wait! Wizard is dead!?! But he was just here a few hours ago. I heard him arguing with someone while I was stuck in the pit!"

[NameIess]

Lark also looked shocked. "Wizard's dead? But- there were so many questions I wanted to ask him!"

[Ranryu she/her]

"I thought it was Wizard." Ranryu rubbed her chin. "It really sounded like him. But if he's dead then who was it?"

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Well, well, well" The Cellist muttered. Coming out from the shadows and not speaking in a suspicious manner at all.

[NameIess]

Lark gasped. Three new people to interview, all in one place! He should have come here years ago. "Cellist! You like Elend?"

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Uh, I don't really know what's going on. Do you mean Elend from Mistborn Era 1? Or is this some character from in this place?" The Cellist pondered re-dissapearing.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

12 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Lark gasped. Three new people to interview, all in one place! He should have come here years ago. "Cellist! You like Elend?"

"Three? Bookwyrm asked. "Who's the third?

"And yes, before you ask, I can read your mind. Sometimes. I have a few different powers."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Three? Bookwyrm asked. "Who's the third?

"And yes, before you ask, I can read your mind. Sometimes. I have a few different powers."

"You, Cellist, and Ranyru of course. And if you can read my mind, you should be able to know what question I want to ask you."

[Ranryu she/her]

Ranryu stared at the Cellist and edged away pointedly.

"Isn't he like, gonna get in trouble for trapping me in a pit for a week?"

[NameIess]

"I dunno, is he?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

8 hours ago, Nameless said:

"You, Cellist, and Ranyru of course. And if you can read my mind, you should be able to know what question I want to ask you."

"I'm hardly new. I just became more active later. And I can't read all of your mind."

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I'm hardly new. I just became more active later. And I can't read all of your mind."

"Well I've never met you before, now have I?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Well I've never met you before, now have I?"

"Fair. Well, it's good to meet you. What's your question?"

[NameIess]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

"Fair. Well, it's good to meet you. What's your question?"

"Do you like Elend?"