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16 hours ago, Telrao said:

*kidnaps spiked cookies* *enters secret laboratory*

*doesn't leave for like two months*

*EMERGES*

BEHOLD! I have created... *dramatic flourish* SPIKED MUFFINS!

Saw that one coming, I predicted it yesterday but held my tongue. I control the fates now, there is no way to prove me wrong.

12 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Wait... can one chug solids?

Yes don't ask. Wait a second no.

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10 hours ago, Shadonin said:

Hello fellows,

I have made the best invention.

Cookies that have Hemalurgic spikes in them. 

Made from cookie Allomancers.

Will you buy for the price of me being your crew leader?

I have those available for no price at all (muffins too, very experimental). Be wise to whom you sell cookies.

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On 19/04/2023 at 6:29 AM, Shadonin said:

Will you buy for the price of me being your crew leader?

Never!! Also you're using the wrong blue lol :P 

On 19/04/2023 at 2:44 AM, The Last Fæ said:

Saw that one coming, I predicted it yesterday but held my tongue. I control the fates now, there is no way to prove me wrong.

*huddles with spiked muffins* STORMIT FAE'S TOO POWERFUL

 

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5 hours ago, Sequence said:

I like seeing you guys engage in typical Mercenary gremlin activity, but if you start another war I will call the PRESENCE.

That's fine. If the Hogfather can be killed, so can the PRESENCE.

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13 hours ago, Tani said:

That's fine. If the Hogfather can be killed, so can the PRESENCE.

As is the thought process of unbelievers. The PRESENCE is a peaceful entity and wishes no harm upon you or your Mercenaries. The PRESENCE is less a person a more an idea, and idea that guides us in times when we need it.

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Just now, Sequence said:

As is the thought process of unbelievers. The PRESENCE is a peaceful entity and wishes no harm upon you or your Mercenaries. The PRESENCE is less a person a more an idea, and idea that guides us in times when we need it.

What is the Hogfather but that?

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Just now, The Last Fæ said:

What is the Hogfather but that?

I actually have no idea what the Hogfather is, but my point is, the PRESENCE can not be killed. Well... actually I suppose you could technically murder the PRESENCE if you rounded up every last follower of the Colorful Signature and exterminated them, but 1. You'd never find them all, and 2. Such dark thoughts make me feel very sad :P

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Just now, Sequence said:

I actually have no idea what the Hogfather is, but my point is, the PRESENCE can not be killed. Well... actually I suppose you could technically murder the PRESENCE if you rounded up every last follower of the Colorful Signature and exterminated them, but 1. You'd never find them all, and 2. Such dark thoughts make me feel very sad :P

The Hogfather is...

 

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On 2/11/2022 at 6:51 AM, Quirksliver said:

That's only 74 cookies. DEPART, O THOU WHO THINKS TO CHEAT THE MERCENARIES AND LIVE!!!!!

Okay, first off- did you seriously count every single cookie??

On 3/30/2023 at 7:24 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

Please tell me we're not starting another color war. That would be bad.

Awwwwhhh but warrrrrrr

On 4/17/2023 at 7:34 PM, Telrao said:

*kidnaps spiked cookies* *enters secret laboratory*

*doesn't leave for like two months*

*EMERGES*

BEHOLD! I have created... *dramatic flourish* SPIKED MUFFINS!

I want to om nom them-

On 5/1/2023 at 2:45 PM, Sequence said:

I like seeing you guys engage in typical Mercenary gremlin activity, but if you start another war I will call the PRESENCE.

Little did you know... I AM A GREMLIN!!!

 

Also, can I pwease join? :star-eyes:

Spoiler

Pro/Chef] A LOT of chocolate chip cookies : r/food

COOKIES!!

 

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