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eHarmony for the Cosmere

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Ok this game is a simple one. I'm a Cosmere character and I'm looking for love. Pick a character and write out their eHarmony profile. 

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LOL

Shallan Davar

Sex: Female

Attracted to: Men, women, depressed Knights Radiant

Passions: Drawing, science, quips, being a Radiant

Quirks: Multiple personality disorder, extreme. Has a spren that will scream "NO MATING" at random times.

Special notes: Radiant of the order of Lightweavers

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(The obligatory) Stick 

Sex: I am a stick. 

Age: I am a stick. 

Height: I am a stick. ;)

Passions: I am a stick. But I can be fire. B)

Special notes: I am a stick? I am a stick. I am... a stick. I am a stick! :wub:

PS I am a stick. :lol::)

 

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1 hour ago, Archer said:

(The obligatory) Stick 

Stick: I am a stick. 

Stick: I am a stick. 

Stick: I am a stick. ;)

Stick: I am a stick. But I can be fire. B)

Stick: I am a stick? I am a stick. I am... a stick. I am a stick! :wub:

PS I am a stick. :lol::)

 

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Rayse

sex: Male(n?)

age: 10000+

height: malleable 

Passions: those that people give him, killing gods, taking over planets.

special notes: is actually a giant spiritual flame thing that will cause immense pain to look at, likes the number nine

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Sazed

Sex: Male

Age: Immortal

Height: Anything you want it to be

Passions: Bible studies, more bible studies, combining Preservation and Ruin, even more bible studies!

Special notes: Still getting over ex, matching person may need to change their name to Tindwyl
 

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Hoid

Sex- Male

Age- 10000+

Height: Adjustable

Passions: Wit, Ending Rayse, Ending Rayse, Ramen Noodles.

Special Notes: Must be willing to live on the move!

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11 hours ago, RithmaMists99 said:

Sazed

Sex: Male

Age: Immortal

Height: Anything you want it to be

Passions: Bible studies, more bible studies, combining Preservation and Ruin, even more bible studies!

Special notes: Still getting over ex, matching person may need to change their name to Tindwyl
 

Sex: male?

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Let's say Vin dumps that Elend loser, only now she's a little lonely. So she fires up the Coppernet and builds herself a profile.

Name: Vin the Ascendant

Age: Forever 21

Sex: Female

Height: Good things in a small package

Likes: Metal, flying, mists, exercise, challenging kills, parties (surprisingly)

Dislikes: Body piercings, megalomania, books, oppressive governments, caverns

Note: must love dogs, Steel Inquisitors need not apply, please do not worship me.

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Pattern

Age: N/A

Sex: Male

Height: N/A

Likes: Lies. Mmm. Lies.

Notes: NO MATING

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