Completely Honest and Non-Cult Liebrary

[Kidpen he/him]

Hi! If you've arrived at this thread, it means you are a fellow defiler of the so-called "Alcatraz Smedry", who spreads lies about the sweet and kind profession that is the liebrarian. They claim that we have kept information from the rest of the world, but how could that be true? The concept of sand being valuable is ridiculous, as is this so called "talent" they all have. We wish for it to be known that we have no malicious intent towards any of the Mundanian people of the world! I hope that any others who see the lies in this boy's tales come and join us! We accept any who support our cause, not just liebrarians.

That being said, we also do lots of other stuff. No obligations if you join. You can literally do whatever the heck you want. Betraying us? Fine by me. If you need something done, feel free to contact someone here. I, at least, will do literally anything.

Member List:

Spoiler

Kidpen (Most Holy Leader)

The Forgetful Archivist

Gancho Libre

Blazenella

MetaTerminal

Furamirionind 

Xinoehp512

If you are interested in joining, you may find it prudent to only join via PM. You may also join in thread if you wish though. It's your choice.

Edited October 14, 2018 by Kidpen

[Archer he/him]

What? You dare speak ill of the the great Alcatraz Smedry? I have half a mind to chuck a teddy bear in your mailbox. A pink one. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Archer said:

What? You dare speak ill of the the great Alcatraz Smedry? I have half a mind to chuck a teddy bear in your mailbox. A pink one. 

Lo, and let it be known that the Sharder known as "Archer" shall henceforth and forevermore be known as a conspirator of the enemy, Alcatraz Smedry, and shall not receive the amazing benefits of membership* reaped by joining. Also, teddy bear's are great, so please feel free. Any who claim otherwise are probably conspirators.

*Soon to be created

[Archer he/him]

Cantaloupe, fluttering paper makes a duck.

 

[Kidpen he/him]

6 minutes ago, Archer said:

Cantaloupe, fluttering paper makes a duck.

 

Although we thank the offering of a teddy bear as recompense, we must ask you to refrain from quoting the words of the unholy books in any and all posts. If you do not follow the rules of the cult guild we will unleash the full force of the liebrarians upon you.

[Archer he/him]

Oh sorry, did I just break the rules? 

Spoiler

Like that fine fellow Alcatraz would? BECAUSE HE'S SO AWESOME?

 

[Kidpen he/him]

3 minutes ago, Archer said:

Oh sorry, did I just break the rules? 

  Reveal hidden contents

Like that fine fellow Alcatraz would? BECAUSE HE'S SO AWESOME?

 

You have just released forces beyond your power.

Beware.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

I am so glad to see someone who hates Alcatraz too! Why can't he number his chapters sequentially and what is the deal with persecuting the librarians. As a believer of Hobbs' social contract theory, I think the librarians have been right the whole time.  Disclaimer: I don't believe any of what I just said, I love Alcatraz! I am infiltrating the library!

Edited March 29, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist

[I Am Witless she/her]

You know what? You're a Popsicle. And a potted plant. And a fish.

NO. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING WORSE.

YOU ARE A FISH STICK. 

[Kidpen he/him]

17 minutes ago, The Forgetful Archivist said:

I am so glad to see someone who hates Alcatraz too! Why can't he number his chapters sequentially and what is the deal with persecuting the librarians. As a believer of Hobbs' social contract theory, I think the librarians have been right the whole time.  Disclaimer: I don't believe any of what I just said, I love Alcatraz! I am infiltrating the library!

Yes. It is important to mention that

1. It is actually a "liebrary" because I simply believe that that sounds better.
2. The liebrarians have not been "right" the whole time, because we have nothing to hide. Everything The Hated One says is a lie. The world is exactly as it seems to be.
3. Alcatraz is "The Hated One", as only the most holy can speak his name, devilish as it is.

That being said, would you like to join

Ah I see I am Witless is another enemy of the Liebrary. Know that we have certain connections that allow us to strike against our enemy. Since I am a Liebrarian, I cannot be a fish stick, because of the laws of physics.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Kidpen

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

I would love to become a liebrarian initiate.

[Kidpen he/him]

13 hours ago, The Forgetful Archivist said:

I would love to become a liebrarian initiate.

Good. You may notice your name in the member list. This means you are now the property of the Liebrary.

[ShardBreaker he/him]

But @Kidpen, why have you allowed him to join? He is the worst of people and archivist who can't archive stuff right because he forgets it! Think of the chaos he would bring to the neat, orderly, beautiful shelves of your library. It is a disgrace to let the heathen join the cult  guild! (I'm not a part of it myself, just thought you'd want to rethink your decision) .

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

Says Shardbreaker last I checked breaking was the domain of the most hated and evil one, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

[Kidpen he/him]

I should mention that right now @The Forgetful Archivist is only an apprentice. Perhaps he could be promoted if he complete's a certain task I have given him.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I'm in!

YAY!

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

A fellow initiate, hooray!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

this will be fun!

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

We will rise up against the most hated one, together we will invade and indoctrinate the "free" kingdoms.

Edited April 11, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist

[Kidpen he/him]

1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said:

I'm in!

YAY!

Thank you Gancho. I'm sure you will be a most worthy addition to the Liebrary.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I'll advertise our cause via signature.

What is my first task?

[Kidpen he/him]

17 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

I'll advertise our cause via signature.

What is my first task?

I will speak to you about it via PM.

[Blazenella he/him]

Hello Holy @Kidpen, I am but a simple man who bears overwhelming contempt towards The Hated One and his deceit. Liebrarians serve a very important societal function that does not deserve to be slandered. I would be honored to become a part of your crusade to rid the world of The Hated One's lies. I have great skill and practice silencing the deceitful and Hated through my affiliation with the Ghostbloods as you can see in my signature. Allow me to assist you in your quest.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Hello!

[Kidpen he/him]

4 minutes ago, Blazenella said:

Hello Holy @Kidpen, I am but a simple man who bears overwhelming contempt towards The Hated One and his deceit. Liebrarians serve a very important societal function that does not deserve to be slandered. I would be honored to become a part of your crusade to rid the world of The Hated One's lies. I have great skill and practice silencing the deceitful and Hated through my affiliation with the Ghostbloods as you can see in my signature. Allow me to assist you in your quest.

I thank you. I can see you have a true passion for the cause of the Liebrarians.