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Slater

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  1. Brandon has specifically said Alcatraz is completely separate and he wants it to say that way. That if every single series tide into the Cosmere he would feel trapped. No chance of it happening or ever have happened.
  2. Hipster Hoid returns....
  3. Hipster Hoid needs to be a thing.
  4. Yo mama's so fat she caused the Elantris fault line by sitting down.
  5. BOOOOOO!! I BOOOOOO!! Your poor Similes.
  6. "TwiLyght Kobold" will be there unholy off-springs name. A "God Beyond the Beyond" If you will, with the ability the gain up votes for each letter typed and and can will in a Second Reckoners trilogy through force of will as well as erase the Twilight series and go back and give the Sopranos a satisfying ending. He also has luscious locks, like Patrick Swayze in Point Break, and only speaks in Iambic pentameter, except on the weekends where he speaks Celtic. ...................................somewhere along the way I forgot where I was going with this.
  7. So they just murdered you for the lulz instead? Also I return from ether to find TWI screwing with the natural order of things? Back in MY day we worshipped and or deeply feared just ONE power mad, actually a sentient keyboard upvote god and we LIKED IT!
  8. Poor Wax getting left outta the covers. Bet the final one will just be a picture of him with his hands spread out and a caption underneath.... "Incrediblness!!" That should totally be the final name for the fourth book.
  9. Ah, do not forget that the first White Sand graphic novel is supposed to come out this year. Fingers crossed for that.
  10. Took you barely two months to get that new year's resolution. (Looks at own rep) I'll catch up in a month or two of course....
  11. If there mother had been assassinated, Adolin or his brother would have mentioned it even if Dalinar couldn't. Dalinar not being able to save his brother from being assassinated is his biggest regret, there is NO WAY Adolin wouldn't have an equally massive chip on his shoulder if something like that happened.
  12. That's our Vin, always going the extra mile in Familicide. (It cut's down on the chance of annoying in laws)
  13. I like to imagine Wax is drawing his gun to shoot Wayne, who is just off page annoying the rust out of the two of them.
  14. I wish he would, I feel like if nothing else, a conversation between Hoid and Nightblood would be a thing of hilarious beauty. The world NEEDS it, it just doesn't know it yet.
  15. Adonalsium was actually an anthropomorphic duck with ungodly power. He spoke in the melodic voice of Gilbert Gottfried and worlds trembled.
  16. That's a wish for the power of gods, a power that no man or duck could ever truly control.
  17. If you want to be deep about it...Because people understand hating something better then being at harmony. Everybody has something they legitimately hate, few people can say they have true harmony with themselves. One is just easier to understand then the other even if it's far more terrible. ..Or it's just cause being the ultimate bad guy sounds way more fun.
  18. I feel like both have there advantages. WoK had better pacing, Jasnah, Kaladin building Bridge Four up and a lot of mystery. WoR had better humor, (Team Lopen for life) Adolin got good development and displayed an anti hero streak that was really needed for the shining bright good guys and the climactic "Epic" scenes were amazing and in more number then in WoK. For me, Shallan tipped it over to WoR by actually doing stuff this time. I still can't wait till Jasnah and Kaladin meet though. I feel like there eventual interaction, in whatever book that happens (PLEASE SA 3) will be one of the greatest moments in the series and place whatever book it's in firmly in first.
  19. "Dumb luck, as in I'm lucky you are all so dumb." Hoid is so great, I feel like he constantly has these moments in his head where he's like: "It's been millennia, does taking the piss out of literally every person I ever meet get old?(Gleefully annoys Jasnah)..No, no it doesn't"
  20. Mistborn boss fights. Inquisitor boss fights, yes please thank you. Also a cutscene where we see the Lord Ruler going all out sense we never did get to see that in canon. My ideal ending would be TLR ends up an unbeatable Final Boss who beats the protagonist and then turns him into an inquisitor.
  21. Ah, I understand what you mean, but I never meant right now or even in the near future, I meant after or around when Dragonsteel is released which is basically his version of the Simarillion. Not to mention, by then will have gotten all the Mistborn books, Nightblood, the Elantris sequels etc so it won't be spoiling anything. Also by authors, I meant in universe, like the musings of the 17th shard characters and Khriss if they were the ones writing it. Finally we know for a fact Brandon keeps a massive personal wiki that he is gonna add to, so ten, fifteen, twenty years from now he will have more then enough info to make a massive encyclopedia. He probably does already, but a lot needs to be refined first.
  22. As the Cosmere is a universe that will eventually spread over ten planets and forty books I think it's safe to say that we would all like a Companion Encyclopedia at some point that fleshes out more of the history and universe not told in the books. Now, in a lot of ways, Drgonsteel will probably be are Silmarillion, as it will explain the key origins of almost every foundation in the Cosmere. Such as Hoid, the Shards, there Holders and Adonalsium. So in a way that's covered. But what about something like "The World of Ice and Fire" but for the Cosmere? Maybe written in universe by Khriss, the 17th Shard or even Harmony or one of the other Shards. If something like that where to come around what would you like it to include? For me it would be.. - Official character portraits for all of the main characters and shards.By the artists who did "The World of Ice and Fire", it would be amazing to have real good looking official art of all of them finally. (And also help the Coppermind actually look professional.) - Detailed descriptions and maps of all the Major Shard Worlds. - Expansion on each one's history if we don't get that in the books themselves. ( For example:TLR's early days when uniting the world, the first Fjordell Empire, Sunmaker uniting Alethkar, etc.) - Expansion on lore characters who aren't Hoid or the Shards (Like again, Sunmaker, Alendi, the First Returned, etc.) - Comparing the different Shards, there magic and how much the Holders were each changed by there intent. (Also maybe musing about which Shards got along, either from there past as humans or how there intents interact) Ars Arcanum style. - Authors musings on what is happening in the Cosmere, like there reactions to the end of Mistborn or the Stormlight Archive and what they thought about it. - More official info on the three realms and how they work. - A detailed list of Hoid's alias in alphabetical order, done by Nazh who complains about having to do it that way. What else would you guys like to see if we got something like this?
  23. King of Alethkar walks in on mother and uncle "studying the visions". Is currently in a state of shock repeating only two things, "Momma No!!!!" and " It's not supposed to bend that way....."
  24. He then replied back "You're Goddamn Right" "Heisenberg point"
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