Jo and the Bush

Portland. The biggest city in the state. Nearly One Hundred neighborhoods. Half of a Million people lived here. Then came Calamity. Some of the Strangest Epics had come from here. GiggleStream. CarThrower. The Epic Epic. Epics didn't choose very imaginative names really. Joe's had been chosen for him. He still didn't think of himself as SightLine But everyone else did. Joe had left Bend a week earlier, after finishing off the Last Epic in Town, Goliath a size changer. He had come to Portland, to kill more Epics, to prove to himself, that he could remain a good person, even with his powers He was having a harder time believing that now He enjoyed killing them. Hunting them down, watching them fall to their deaths. This time though, he would be killing a powerful Epic. CorpseMaker. An Epic with immunity to most forms of death. But none of his powers could destroy solid matter. So that was how he would die. It had taken a while, but he eventually tracked CorpseMaker down in a bank that had been refurbished as a 1970's supervillain Lair. How classy. Idiots. At the moment, CorpseMaker was talking to a younger man, who might have been an Epic, but might not. Joe didn't like killing vanilla's. He needed a better vantage. looking around, he found a cabinet, that he could hide behind. He teleported over. Now he was close enough to hear the conversation "You're right of course, my powers are not as great as yours, I can't kill with a look, but I can kill!" An Epic then. "You want in my little Family? Prove your worth first. Bring me the body of Altermind. Then I'll let you in." Altermind. Another Epic? Joe would have to look into that one. The Younger Epic hesitated, "Ah, Altermind, he's an, uh, Illusionist. I, I don't really like fighting them, they, they make you see things, Things you-" "GO KILL HIM, OR I'LL KILL YOU!" CorpseMaker was running out of patience it appeared. Time to move. Joe peeked out from behind the cabinet, looking at the younger Epic. Need to get him out of the way first. He teleported right behind the man, and grabbed him by the neck. Before CorpseMaker or the other could react, Joe teleported to a near by window, then out of the building, then straight up. And again, and again, and again. Until they were far above the highest Skyscraper. Because of the odd way his Teleportation worked, the man was Naked. Joe hadn't had skin contact with any of his clothes. So they had stayed in the Bank. The Epic swung a Sword at Joe's neck. So he teleported about a foot down. Where did he get a Sword from? His Power maybe? But they would have been left with his clothes if he was holding them. Wait, are they, His Arms? The Epic's arm's had transformed, into a pair of Swords. "Who the hell are you to Interfere with SwordArm! And put me down!" Joe smirked, and teleported 3 feet to the right, and a foot up. They were at the same level now, and both were falling at the same speed. But Joe was used to this stuff. SwordArm wasn't. "Why do people always ask to be put down when I'm holding them above the clouds? How many Epics have you killed?" "What?" "How many Epics? And how many Humans?" "I don't know, a lot? They keep refusing me, so I kill them. Everyone does. We're Epics!" "Wrong." Joe looked down, and teleported away, Leaving the Epic to scream as he fell. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________</p> CorpseMaker stood in the rain, searching about. The teleporter had to be here somewhere. All he needed was a moment to see him, and he could kill him. Why did he take SwordArm? And what does he want? Whatever the reason, he had crossed CorpseMaker, and he would feel his wrath. Through the patter of the rain, he could hear something, a high pitched scream. It was faint, though it was growing louder. CorpseMaker pivoted, trying to get a fix on the source. it seemed to be coming from, above him? He looked up into the grey sky, and saw a body. A Flight Epic? But it's getting closer. Falling? Wait, is that, SwordArm? He hurried through the rain, to where the Epic would Land. His screams were louder now, Then they were normal volume, then they ended, with a thuk. Instead of a body, there was an almighty mess. barely identifiable. And where were his clothes? Something grabbed his Ankle. He whirled around, but suddenly froze. He couldn't move anything above his knee. He couldn't even breath, or see. What happened? Then, a voice. "I know you wouldn't have died from a fall like he did. I'm not actually certain if you can die, or if you can even hear me, being inside of a wall and all. But know this. For your cards against humanity, you will die. And if you cannot die, then I shall simply leave you hear, powerless forever. All you can move are you toes, so have fun with eternity."

I made a New one for myself, using the Default picture, as well as my Dice.

********. Wait, I can't talk about him. Storm it.

Actually, that's the 901st post. It says so in the Top Right Corner.

Chaos doesn't want to Judge. Could QuiteContrary Judge? EDIT: I did not see Ashiok's previous Post.

That's why I suggested Oregon. I've lived there all my Life, And I'm not going to let it Burn!

The Blood Sealer's ability, no way. That gives the Evil team kills equal to their members. It's like an Uber Roleblocker. And if the Arbiter dies, what happens? since he's the King, do the Bloodsealers lose?

One of these days, I just need to read every single WoB on TheoryLand. Good Job PorridgeBrick.

Actually, Shadesmar is the Local name of the Cognitive Realm. It's the entire Realm, just Rosharans make the map of it look like Roshar. Brandon confirmed that the map is a Faulty in-world Map.

Wait, tha's what Umbrellas are for? I thought they were for Decororation.

Vasher or Zahel. Hoid. Allomancy. Specifficly, Hoid's soothing.

We has a WoB that states when a Bullet fire in a Bendalloy Bubble leaves it, the Bubble robs it of It's momentum, restoring it to normal Speed. So Kurk. Here is my Question for you. What happens to a Bullet, fired in a Cadium Bubble? Does the Bubble increase the Bullet's Momentum, or Decrease it?

(This is a Serious Question, I'm trying to determine how powers get choosen by Calamity) If Michael Bay were an Epic, what would be his Powers and Weaknesses?

Ok, Chaos won't stop the Duel. Featherwriter, Delightful, Elas, could one of you please order these two knuckleheads to stop? Seriously Maw, they gave you a huge gift of soda! If you didn't like it, just let it spill all over the ground and leave. Don't challenge an Imortal being to a duel.

Yes, Per a WoB somewhere, Seons and Spren are both Splinters. Awakened objects could be considered splinters, because the Breath is a Splinter. I think. Give me a Moment to find the WoB. EDIT: Source #8, 9 and 19 They're similair, and we know that Spren are Splinters of Adonalsium

Lash a Lake to a person, to let them 'fly' By swimming in the water that's stuck to them.

Yeah, that's pretty much the Situation. I'm still trying to Talk Mailliw Out of it.

One year ago When Joe woke up, he was surprised to find himself alive. That surprised him every morning. He could still hear gunfire, and explosions coming from downtown. Epics fighting each other, destroying the City. The State had called in the National guard to help deal with the situation, but most of the epics were immune to bullets. the city's power had been knocked out when SparkCloud, an electrical Epic, had destroyed the main power plant in an attempt to kill Hardwire, a technomancer Epic. It hadn't worked. But both of them were dead now. killed by other Epics. Joe swung his legs out of bed, and reached out, grabbing his glasses, and putting them on. But he couldn't see. he pulled off his glasses, intending to clean them, but suddenly, he could see again, in fact, he could see with perfect clarity, without his glasses, which had cursed him throughout his Life. He blinked in Surprise, but his vision didn't go dark when he did. He squeezed his eyes shut, and continued looking at his room. He could see through his eyelids. This is a Dream, or a Fluke! Please say it is! His glasses suddenly seemed wrong to him, so he threw them aside. He looked into the Bathroom, he needed to get to a mirror, and suddenly, he was in the Bathroom. Teleportation? and Perfect Vision? Storm it. He was definitely an Epic. This was no Fluke of healing. Calamity had claimed him. He was an Epic.

Heh, thank you? But I only Drink Soda. Trying to Watch my Immaculately carved Abs. Don't want it turning into a beer belly.

@Leftinch. But if his native Language was Signlanguage, could he awaken with it?

Hey look, a New thread is up. What happened in Oregon.

Ok then. The Duel I LEFTINCH, Head scholar of Newcago! vs. MAILLIW73! Feather Tip of the Lords of Chaos and the FeatherSworn! As Mailliw challenged Leftinch, Leftinch chose to compete in the Paper Gauntlet, with paper swords! As Mailliw is the Challenger, he chooses the Time. (Hurry up and choose it already) BreathTaker and The Only Joe are Seconds. (We also need 3 referees/Moderators. Specifically, one Impartial, and one from each side. I nominate Delightful, Chaos, and Panda)

Is there a way for Mutes to Awaken?

My Lord, I am currently involved in a Duel, due to Mailliw's, Antagonistic tendencies. As it is taking place in the Courts of Newcago, I ask permission to continue posting there.