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A) I can't help you escape a timeloop, only how to prove to me that you're in one. B ) That's not a time loop, that's a one time thing. I'm talking about repeating the same time period over and over again ala groundhog's day. C) Are you claiming my memory was wiped at some point?
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The medium is a comic book.
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Same. I'm still listening to it.
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Spoilers for friendship games.
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Long Game 14: To Shatter a Shard
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Day Nine: The road to Braize Nacoti Diniv’s neck prickled, as if someone was watching her. A careful look around her revealed no one however. The street was empty of everyone. Completely Empty. That never happened. She stopped walking, and searched her surrounding with other senses. A terrible malevolence surrounded this place. Small wonder everyone had fled. Something Hateful was here. Some instinct in her made her drop, barely missing a bolt of red smoke that came hissing of out the darkness. She jumped to her feet and whirled to face her attacker, a figure wreathed in red smoke. “Brightness Diniv, I’m surprised to see you of all people at this time of night.” “I’m surprised you would dare fight me face to face Odium” The figure chuckled, amused at something. “Why wouldn’t I? You’re no threat.” The figure took a step forward and threw another bolt of power. She jumped to the side, dodging it easily. “It doesn’t appear you are either.” Again, the figure chuckled. “You can dodge any attack you can see coming, can’t you? Well you forget that my power always returns to me.” Something struck her from behind, knocking her off her feet. She tried to scream, but only increased her pain. Her lungs had been destroyed. She could barely see the figure look around itself, then leave, its power fading away. When it was out of sight, she let her investiture go to work. It spread through her sternum, healing her burned corpse and restoring her breath. She got her knees under her body and pushed herself to her feet. She fled into the night without a backwards glance. Eon Bergherd carefully slashed the last line of the massive sigil, connecting it to his will. If anyone stepped outside the house in the center with the Intent to kill someone, his Pet would hunt them down and slaughter them. Of course, if anyone entered with the intent to kill, they would do nothing. He stepped back from the sigil, his job done. Endowment, glowing with green and red power, crossed over the sigil and approached the household. Eon watched as she kicked down the door and left his line of sight. there were muffled cries, then a scream, and then Coco was blasted out of her house by a final burst of Ruin’s power. She rolled to a stop, badly burned, but still breathing. A quick check of his pet showed that she never intended to kill tonight, which was bad. Eon hurried over to her side and checked her wounds. They were scabbing over far too quickly. Pewter healing perhaps? As he watched, they stopped, no longer healing. She would undoubtedly die soon. But what to do? He had been wrong about her intentions, so now what? A clattering from behind drew his attention, and he whirled about to see his last Skeletal collapsing into a pile. Behind it, a figure grinned at him, it’s naked sword gleaming in the pre-dawn light. “Hello Eon. You were quite the help to us, killing Ruin as you did. But now?” The figure moved so quickly as to appear to teleport, its sword running him through before he could react. “Now, you’re just a hindrance.” Shallan was Attacked! Nicocoberru was a Thug! She will die when they run out of Pewter. The Honey Badger was a Bloodsealer! Player List: Quick Links:- 1225 replies
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Long Game 14: To Shatter a Shard
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
I am on your side! I'm just saying without PM's, there'd be a lot more discussion in the thread. Plus you did say you wanted to get the Dodo award from Alv right?- 1225 replies
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comic Order of the Stick
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Entertainment Discussion
Glad to see we're all Varsuvius Fans here. -
Long Game 14: To Shatter a Shard
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
This is why you don't kill Haelbarde. And DO kill Cultivation. EDIT: And that is time.- 1225 replies
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The easiest way I've found to come up with a plot is to identify a flaw your character has, and create a problem that will make them face it.
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Long Game 14: To Shatter a Shard
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15 minutes until Rollover.- 1225 replies
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comic Order of the Stick
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Entertainment Discussion
It has to be multiple choice, so I don't know how the second one would work. -
comic Order of the Stick
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Entertainment Discussion
Side note; Some of you have noticed the poll at the top. Are there any other questions I should add? -
The situation is never Hopeless until it's in the Past. And even then, I believe in Time Travel.
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I believe that Traveling to the past is possible, but you cannot return, because the act of past traveling split the timeline in two, one where events happened that made you travel back in time, and one where you arrived to change events. So by time traveling, you screw over two other timelines to make a good one for you to be in.
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Ah. So there's basically a universe for every single possible combination of any thing happening. Your choices, and which one you start in, sort of determine what path you take through them. So time travel to the past is just hopping sideways and backwards to a different path. That original time line is still there, and continues on without you. All you did was direct your consciousness to one in which you went back in time and things were different.
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comic Order of the Stick
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Entertainment Discussion
You know, there are a bunch of clerics in the room. I wouldn't be surprised if Roy dies in this fight, but gets raised like three strips later. -
Long Game 14: To Shatter a Shard
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Night Eight: So long, and thanks for all the Lifeless. Maliss’s grip tightened on his dagger as the burnt Stick again called for his death. It was nothing if not set it’s it’s belief. He had paid it no mind previously, but today it had managed to convince others to join against him. The farmer and Wilkin were both muttering to each other, though their gazes were on him. He had already saved Wikin’s life once before! But how was he repaid? Suspicion. Threats and Accusations. He’d not stand for it. He still had a bit of time before they worked themselves up to killing him, time enough for him to make a run for it. Maybe call upon a lifeless to protect him. He wouldn’t kill any of them of course, they were needed to fight Odium, well, other than that colourless Stick. No one needed him. As if in reply to his thoughts, the stick started rolling across the floor towards him, followed by several others. It was time to escape. Maliss did what any sane man would do in that situation. He pulled his dagger out and dived head first out the nearest window. Over the sound of Shattering glass, he could hear the yells of the others as they set out in pursuit of him. He pushed himself up, and sprinted for where he had stashed his Lifeless. He could still get out of this alive if he could reach it in time. Something got caught between his feet, and he stumbled yelping in surprise as the ground crashed against his hastily raised arms. He looked back over his shoulder, and found that Shardamn Stick had tripped him. Frustrated, he kicked it away from him and grabbed his dagger from where it had fallen. A great weight crushed him flat and expelled all the breath from his lungs. “So Maliss, thought you could outrun me?” Maw leaned over from atop him and grinned. Wilkin ran up to them, barely stopping himself from crashing into them. He bent over, resting his arms on his knees and panting for breath before straightening. “Right. RIght then. Maliss. You stand accused of treachery and murder. How do you plead?” Maliss locked eyes with him and spoke as clearly as he could. “Howl of the sun. Attack Maw. Howl of the Sun.” Maw and Wilkin both grabbed their weapons and looked around. When nothing materialized, they looked back. Maliss frowned in thought. “Oh wait, that was the last Command. Um, Verdant Bells, attack Maw? Twisted Dagger? Velveteen Rabbit? Shardamn it, i forgot what I changed the command to.” “Can I just kill him now?” “He’s proven willing to attack us. Do it Maw.” The Farmer pulled his fist back, and slammed it into his captive’s head, cracking his skull on the ungiving ground. Maliss screamed in pain as Maw pulled back for another blow. And another. And another. As the world faded away, the command finally came to him. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.” Paranoid King was Lynched! He was a Lifeless Operator! Votes: Paranoid King(6): Wilson, Kipper, Mailliw, Seonid, Badger, Lopen Kipper(1): Paraonid King Player List: Quick Links:- 1225 replies
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I thought the title was Alcatraz vs. his own Stupid Self. When did they change it?
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Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Time. It would stay on that person. If the person is lynched, the lifeless will deliver flowers to their grave for the rest of eternity. (Name that Reference.)- 1225 replies
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- boom!
- follow nicocos example
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- thank hael for the title
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- wilson can though
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- poor winter
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- long live grak
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- poor orlok
- heron industries
- eat at joes
- make an ad
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- emperor’s new groove
- let that be a lesson
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- so i murdered him
- gamma dropped out
- lg14
- game
- tag! youre it
- all tied up
- day one
- lez mis
- all the votes
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Long Game 14: To Shatter a Shard
Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
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One Hour until Rollover.- 1225 replies
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- wilson can though
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- emperor’s new groove
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- gamma dropped out
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- tag! youre it
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A Male gets into a fight with a figment of his imagination. Lots of times. EDIT: The Male and his Figment are best of friends, and do lots of things together. Much of it damaging to others.
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Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Entertainment Discussion
Making a Topic converts people to the Comic? I may have to make a Topic for all the webcomics I read. -
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Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Simply put, A couple of cycles ago, I accidentally allowed a few players to take multiple actions at night, and only just now realized that it was against the rules. As I can't go back and stop those actions without drastically changing the game, I simply have to let everyone make multiple actions. (After spending an hour trawling through every single PM to make sure anyone else with Two Abilities, couldn't have changed the game too much had they been able to use them both.) So the situation was covered, but I accidentally uncovered it.- 1225 replies
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- kill the spare
- poor orlok
- heron industries
- eat at joes
- make an ad
- suggest something
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- is he mistborn llama?
- emperor’s new groove
- let that be a lesson
- kusco is best llama
- so i murdered him
- gamma dropped out
- lg14
- game
- tag! youre it
- all tied up
- day one
- lez mis
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Jo and the Bush replied to Jo and the Bush's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Triple post! Writeup is live. Please make note of the rule change.- 1225 replies
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- poor orlok
- heron industries
- eat at joes
- make an ad
- suggest something
- i need more tags
- is he mistborn llama?
- emperor’s new groove
- let that be a lesson
- kusco is best llama
- so i murdered him
- gamma dropped out
- lg14
- game
- tag! youre it
- all tied up
- day one
- lez mis
- all the votes
- meta died even earlier
- od
