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Regardless of whether I am or am not, that question will still make any girl blush. I meant "close to Chaos" as a general idea of how close to Mayhem we are. Not close close, like "flirting close" to the person named Chaos. Honestly though, I don't mind flirting if you don't. I did make your pin the only special one in the Sharder's Map. That should count for something. Should I then change my pledge to "I will create Waffle in the name of Chaos"? Thinking about the disorder you will bring to my well-organized spice racks makes my head ache.

You would never have been left like that had you decided to join the esteemed Wafflesworn.

Thanks Panda. If you just provided the country before, then I normally put you right smack in the middle. Now that you've given a more specific location, I've put your pin near that of lord Claincy Ffnord. Yeah, there's so many Sharders in the US, at least those who are willing to divulge their locations. I think you should be more worried that you're right next to Jit. Isn't Jit the name of that Hedge Maid (with the sewn up lips) in Sword of Truth? I've moved it Lance. It's now in Charlottetown.

With the help of Aether, Lord of Lists™, I've plotted the locations of the 17th Sharders as best I can based on the locations provided in the Master List of Origins™. Those who have posted their locations in that thread will automagically be plotted in the map. You may find a link to the Nationality Thread here. So as not to clutter Lord Aether's thread with Move-My-Pin requests, I've created this topic for those who want the pins to be closer to their actual locations. You may either post it here or PM me. I originally set the map to be available for everyone to tag their locations, but have since revised the sharing rights for purposes of uniformity. The pins are colored based on Gender. Blue for Males, Pink for Females and Green for Not Telling. Chaos has a special Lightning Pin, because, well, he's who he is. This is a work in progress and profile pictures will get linked in the next couple of days. If you wish your pin to be removed, just post here and the pin will be removed within 24 hours. Here is a link to the map and a snapshot of the current global distribution. Map of 17th Sharders

I may have to create an adjunct topic so as not to clutter this thread with Move-My-Pin Requests. And your directions were very detailed, Joe. Just don't make me seek that place out in real life. I'm terrible at finding new places.

I didn't find it by accident. You told me where it was. All I did was move the pin. Actually the original form of this map was free-for-all Tag Yourself Map. But given the spambots frequenting the forums lately, I decided to make it a view only type, with the Lord of Lists and myself with access. Chaos, if you want it embedded in 17th ever, I'll give you edit access to it as well.

It's more "Sentences that should never have been typed." I just read it again, and realized that waffles in this sentence can mean just about anything. Maybe this can also be, "How not to use waffles in a sentence." Moved, thank you!

I will not invite you to The Wafflesworn since you're very clear on your Chaos Rule. You see, we create Chaos in the name of Waffle. So we are very close to Chaos as such. We devote our lives to the perfection of our crispy creations, and in the deepest parts of our kitchens, we create the waffles that don't yet exist, and that should not exist. We are a subset of the Pirate Monkeys, so expect undesirables, Dark Lords and Ladies, novices and Accepted who were once of the Black Ajah (but had to be demoted and punished), a formidable Ash Ewok, and many other Awesome creatures. We take Scadrian Waffle Cooks by default and virtue of their professions. If you feel that your particular proclivities can gain you a place in our ranks, let us know. We are open to a man of your highly specific talents.

If he's Hawkeye, wouldn't HE be the one keeping an eye on you? Welcome, Kal Dell.

Done. Although, it's just all white from my view and I don't know if I'm dropping the fish pin in the right place. More detail is always great, but we did this primarily to get a general feel of distribution. Some may already fear being plotted, but that's just how we Dark Lords and Ladies operate. Are you sure? These waffles are utterly delicious. I'd throw in some extra syrup in case you take up toe nibbling. It will at least make the experience favorable or maybe, flavorable.

Master, I feel uncomfortable being called a Padawan considering that you are the Dark Lord of Batter, and so I must be called a Sith Apprentice. I have long desired this, being a staunch supporter of bitchcraft and hazardry. Feel free to partake of the waffles, Greenmonsta. Please just take note that since this waffle is called The Fifth Wafflement, meant for Master Aether, there are side effects.

It was my fault, Argent. Your pin had been moved to Skokie, IL. Thanks, Pathfinder. It was Aether's List that did it justice.

I think the loneliest are the ones which are alone in a continent (Nya in South Africa, jasonpenguin in Antarctica, Leonardus in South America). We need more data since there are only 102 Sharders in this map. Glad you approve of the icon, Chaos. I had fun making this out of Master Aether's list.

And you will find your Map Pin as a lightning icon. Just because. Master Aether, I have finished plotting the Sharders in your list in the map. Is there anything else that you require? *places a plate of waffles on the table*

We do not back out from a challenge, however we have already prepared the merchandise for this game, and business comes first. Perhaps you should challenge the Featherclan.

The hockey match between which clans? I thought the Observers backed out. Does that mean Newcago wins by default?

Our lives are dedicated to nothing else, High Chef. The Wafflesworn pride itself on not only creating the best waffle the Cosmere has to offer, but push the limits of what waffle can do. We have procured the Wafflerasium, enabling sentience in waffles to be used for subterfuge in war. Our laboratories beneath the kitchens have produced waffles meant only for those with an iron stomach. But most of all, we come to you with an army of punished novices and Accepted, trained in the art of waffle creation, and able to wield the craft even with eyes closed. Command us. We are at your service, now and always. High Chef, True Master of The Wafflesworn, here are the contracts signed by Newcago and Observers to make us their exclusive caterers. I hereby bequeth these to you for safekeeping. There can be no greater Honor.

I will guarantee it...but my apprentices can sometimes get overzealous when they see specimens, a table and some metal barbeque sticks. The Wafflesworn will referee!

Woohoo! All Hail The Kobold King, Scadrian Waffle Cook, Founder of the Wafflesworn! Let waffles rain from the Syrupstormy sky!

No need to sneak. Observers now have their dedicated table served by The Wafflesworn, as part of The Contract.

*GASP* We NEVER burn our waffles! Those novices! *marches back into the kitchen to Reprimand. If you're in need of a practice puck, we can burn the tops of those Shroomies for you. Or just ask Your Highnesses to create one out of ice. Easier all around. Or just Soulcast it. Easiest way, by far. -- We look forward to the game. And the sales from the stands.

If the Shardboni is there, does that mean a game is happening soon? Else why get the machine out? EDIT: Peanuts is awesome.

I guess that's what you get when you're late, Erai. Instead of the Fancy Titles, you get Driver. Wait, does that mean Erai gets to drive Sven?

Nice, thanks Awesome! This is really Awesome!

Is there no way to just take those posts down, as well as block the member/sender completely? I've been downvoting them as well, but it's still annoying to see them in the Recent Posts column.