Mistrunner

How's that? (also I love your profile pic it's fabulous)

In real life I am known as "the cave queen." I emerge from my dark grotto only to grab occasional snacks.

I very nearly went with this as my new profile picture. They look quite dashing, don't they?

Heyo! Honestly, I don't know why I've been gone for so long. I wish I had a good excuse. I've been eating too many brownies and obsessing over my new euphonium, I s'pose. Ah, I've missed you guys. Group hug!

I've been gone for 84 years. I now have about 1,000 pages of Random Stuff to read through. See you by the millennium, folks.

Mistrunner skids in with a Santa hat and an atrociously red outfit. "Welcome to our festive lodge!" she says a little too loudly.

After months of working and saving and scrimping I scraped together the money to buy a new instrument. Yes, friends, I HAVE A EUPHONIUM AND HER NAME IS CECILY AND SHE'S VERY SHINY AND I LOVE HER THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Ah, okay. Thanks!

Ooh, thank you. One of my biggest problems is trying to reverse everything because I'm left-handed. I'm considering giving up and just using my right, but I'm a lefty for a reason and my right hand is incredibly clumsy. Thoughts?

Mistrunner, after an hour of diligently trying, realizes that she is, in fact, terrible at knitting, and should stop before she manages to kill a man with a ball of yarn.

Well, see, this particular guy was one I sort of knew from where I lived before moving where I am now, meaning I haven't seen him in over a year and never really talked to him before I moved. So it's a little weird. Besides, I'm not interested in anyone romantically, at least for now- and I'm especially not interested in a long-distance relationship. Ah, you must also remember that I myself am the most oblivious person imaginable and probably wouldn't notice if someone was flirting with me if they hit me over the head with a sign that said "I'M FLIRTING WITH YOU." I understand obvious. I'm hoping it's just a passing crush. He's had about five of those in the past three months, so that's probably what it is. Okay, good. That strategy's worked so far.

This is true. He's gone through quite a few crushes in the past couple months so I'm expecting it will quickly pass. I asked my brother what to do and now he's sending me ways girls have rejected him. Thanks, bro.

I THINK A GUY IS TRYING TO TELL ME HE LIKES ME OVER FACEBOOK CHAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M WATCHING THE BEE MOVIE BUT EVERY TIME IT SAYS BEE IT GETS FASTER IN ANOTHER TAB AND NOTHING IN MY LIFE MAKES SENSE HELP

Not exactly a bad day, but I guess kind of a sad thing? Today was the last football game. It was a good season for the band- we played well in the stands, we did well at contest- but now it's over. Football games were the only time I actually talked to people, and man does that make my life sound somewhat depressing. It was a good run. I'll miss it, though.

Having just seen it today, I shall add my testimonial to Twi's. It's fabulous.

See, what you need to add for some originality is low brass parts! Just put in a few lines for baritone or tuba and voila! The perfect song. Can you tell what brass section I play in?

Hmm... It's a hard question. Whoever it is has about 13,200 children, so I don't envy 'em.

Chaos, maybe? Contrary to his name, he makes sure everyone's in line and other vaguely parental things.

There was also a discussion on the Forum Family somewhere a while back. ...hey, do we have a forum father?

You're always welcome, Twi, you're our lovely forum auntie.

Your dog is adorable. Speaking of maybe not so adorable animals, today in my forensics class (the one with the teacher who has three snakes, a rat, a turtle, a tarantula, two axolotls, a tank of betta fish, and more) someone tried to hold the tarantula for a bet and things got kinda interesting. Now, this guy is a big, tough football player. He got the tarantula in his hand fine, and he thought he'd won the bet easy. But when he tried to put it back in its tank it just stayed on his hand. So his buddy, also a big, tough football player, decided he'd do it. He had a glove on his hand, so he figured he'd be fine, but when he got it to move onto his hand, it kept going. It ran up his arm and onto his back and this big, tough football player started shrieking and jumping around. At this point it was relative chaos in the classroom, and people also had out two of the snakes and the rat, so the biggest and toughest football player of them all was in the corner because he nopes out at the sight of basically all of the animals. The teacher came over, trying to calm the tarantula kid down, and got the tarantula back in its tank. It was quite exciting.

Let's all talk about puppies now, hey? I hate confrontation please be nice to each other this is making me sad I love you guys also I really want a dog

Somewhat incoherent rant incoming! tl;dr Mist is tired of politics and really needs a dog.

It's really great that that third party candidate won the election, right guys? Amazing how he managed to pull that win out of nowhere. Amazing.