I swear, I will hack into the system and figure out how to disable the upvote quota. And also give me unlimited upvotes to things.
Dear mods, the above statement is a joke. Please don't Banhammer.
And @Slowswift, my unedited essays. Are. Fun. I think.
I wrote one for history last year. What was the phrase...? "The way their arguments are written, it would seem as if they are hiding behind a fort made of cardboard boxes, throwing assorted fruit at the opposing side"? Yeah. And that was in the final version.
I've always seen them like hamsters gone mad.
Seriously, I had a hamster- very sweet hamster, very nice- who I had to give haircuts to because her hair grew so quickly. I named her Hermione- bushy ginger hair.
Edit: Aaaand this is what happens when I attempt to force myself to "buckle down and just do it, no breaks":
"Here Gwendolen introduces the main conflict of name. She has a complete fascination with the name Ernest and won’t marry Jack unless he is named Ernest. His name is not Ernest. Hilarity ensues. Et cetera et cetera. Blah. Etc etc. La dee da dee daaaah. I am a stick."
You're so enthusiastic about everything. Not to mention your taste in music is pretty darn good (though I'm still going to make you listen to The Police).
Please do. Edit: though now I've started writing a tune to Sormlight Can't Shine Brighter... Goodness. But you can never have too many cheesy fictional boy band songs. Go for it. Seize the day. Make it better than this thing I'm working on.
When you make up Rosharian rock/boy band names at 2:30 AM.
Leaning Stormward
Lighteyed Chasmfiends
Highstorm's Wake
One-Armed Herdazians
Chasm Duty
And a few of their hit songs:
Plains Shattered Like My Heart
Whitespine Hunt [instrumental]
Storm the Storms
Stormlight (Can't Shine Brighter Than Your Eyes)
NaNo! Aaah it starts today!
Hello, my fellow writers! Is everybody ready for a month of pain, weeping, wailing, excessive writer's block and many, many tears?
Bring. It. On.
I'm Mistrunner over there as well, if anyone was wondering.
And now, for some reason, I'm thinking of a South African candy. My sister did a study abroad there and brought some back. They're called fizzers and they're like carbonated laffy taffys. They're good. And I have no idea why I'd think of it because I think I had it in fifth grade or so.
Naw, it wasn't in response. You're the ninja!
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This is what happens when I'm supposed to be doing homework
And I randomly thought of this, from Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: