Deception

Oh right That stick "I am a stick"

well what is it?

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Deception poofs a camera into existence on the downstairs floor, then turns his computer screen towards everyone else, looks away, and starts live streaming the camera to the computer.

Turquoise or maybe lavender. Have you ever been in a car crash?

My dreams are all so weird, I could go on for hours about any of them, but here is one of the strangest. I think it was inspired by a combination of Sonic The Hedgehog, The Last Firehawk, and Covid-19. Some important context: the metal virus is a virus in Sonic The Hedgehog created by Eggman. It slowly turns you into a robot if you come into contact with it, and there is not cure. This happened when I was like 8-12 idk. I was in my house (which, at the time, was a decently sized home on a 20 acre field just outside of the suburbs). Then, my dad tells me to look out the window towards the city, which is of course way closer than it should be and in the wrong direction because dreams are weird. There is a massive storm cloud hanging over the city and advancing towards our house. My dad says something creepy like "the virus has arrived". I am in denial, and refuse to believe it could ever reach our home. From this point on in the dream, my mom, dad, and little brother act totally depressed, since there is a deadly virus approaching our home and for some strange reason we aren't leaving. The virus gets closer. Then, I go into the city with a sheet wrapped around me, and use the sheet to bat away infected robot people. The combat is fun. I repeat this adventure a few times, with some excuse about "scouting the city". Then, the creepy part starts. I realize I am dreaming, and my full intelligence wakes up. I try to open my eyes... and I can't. My intelligence starts fading back into dream-like idiocy again. I try again to wake up. No result. I am still in the dream. Everything feels vivid and real, and I have full access to my brain, but I can't end the dream. Eventually, my wakefulness fades and my once-again dulled brain accepts that since I can't wake up, it must be real. The infected robot people reach the house. My denial finally disappears, and a terrible acceptance that this is the end settles in. Then the dream ends. The strange thing about this dream was that it was so realistic that even during the few moments of lucid dreaming that I achieved during it, I couldn't tell it apart from reality, or at least not in time.

Wuuuut? "Debating just throwing that one in there too" - @Conure1243 "Oranges are orange, and orange is oranges, because oranges came before the word orange" - me "where are you planning to drop that moon sized piece of uranium?" - @Keteᛕ

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Uhh... two iPads (one with a keyboard), a phone, a desktop Mac and my grandma's old windows laptop. You are at your first job interview. The interview is for an insurance company. The interviewer starts using strange insurance terms so fast, it feels like another language. You understand nothing. What do you say?

EOTDSPD: Enjoyment Of The Duck Song Personality Disorder

Idc as long as something explodes No why? Linux is Nope

This may seem confusing at first, but will make sense when you finish reading. First, you have to know Binary, and how to convert it to normal base 10 numbers. In binary, everything is a 1 or a 0, and instead of, for example, a 1s 10s and 100s place like in base 10 (normal numbers), it has a 1s, 2s, and 4s place with the value multiplying by 2 each time instead of 10. For example, let's decode 0010101. The 1 on the right is in the ones place. Current total: 1 The next number to the left is a 0, in the twos place. Add nothing. Current total: 1 The next number to the left, a one, is in the fours place. Add 4 to the total. Current total: 5 The next number to the left is a 0, in the eights place. Add nothing. The number to the far left is a 1, in the 16s place. Add 16 to the total. Current total: 21 There are now no more non-zero numbers to the left, so we are done. 0010101 (binary) is equal to 21 (base 10). Now that you know how to convert from binary to base 10, you can begin creating a single Brickish letter, represented by one word "brick", except the case of each letter matters. An uppercase letter maps to a 1, and a lowercase to a 0. For example, bRiCk would be 01010. Now, to actually create a letter. Each letter gets a number, which corresponds to its place in the alphabet. If you can't figure out what place in the alphabet a letter has, or what letter in the alphabet a number becomes, sing the ABCs in your head and count on your fingers. For example, the A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc. To make a letter in Brickish, first find the letter's number. Then encode that number into binary. If the resulting binary number is less than 5 digits long, pad the left side with 0s. For example, 101 would become 00101 to make it 5 digits. If you do this correctly, it should never be more than 5 digits. Now, map that number to the word "brick", where capitals are 1 and lowercase letters are 0. For example, 00101 becomes "brIcK". YAY! You just made a letter in brickish! Now, formatting. Letters (bricks) are separated by spaces - brick brick brick Words are separated by newlines. brick brick brick brick brick brick brick would be 3 words. Now of course, you will never see a normal all-lowercase "brick" in Brickish, because that maps to a 0, and there is no 0th letter of the alphabet. Here is a full example of decoding the Brickish letter "BrICk". Convert to binary. 10110 Convert to base 10. 16 + 0 + 4 + 2 + 0 = 22 Sing the abcs and finger count to find the right letter. 22 maps to the letter V. DONE!!! Finally, the last thing you need to know to be fluent in Brickish: how to convert base 10 to binary, to create a word. Let's use 19 as an example. First, we create the left most digit in the 5 digit binary sequence, the one in the 16s place. If your number is more than 16, that digit will be a 1, and subtract 16 from your number. Current binary: 1, current number: 19-16 = 3 Now we do the same thing for the 8s place. 3 is less than 8, so we put a 0 there. Current binary: 10 Now the 4s place. 3 is less than 4, so we put a 0 there. Current binary: 100 Now the 2s place. 3 is more than 2, so we subtract 2 from it and put a 1 there. Current binary: 1001 Finally, the 1s place. 1 is equal to 1, so we subtract one and put a 1 there. Final binary: 10011 THE FULL PROCESS OF CREATING THE WORD "hey": H is number 8 in the alphabet. 8 maps to 01000 in binary. 01000 maps to bRick in brickish E is number 5 in the alphabet. 5 maps to 00101 in binary. 00101 maps to brIcK in brickish. Y is number 25 in the alphabet. Let's go through the process of turning this into binary. 16s place: is 25 more than or equal to 16? Yes. Subtract 16 (new number 9) and put a 1 there. Current binary: 1. 8s place: is 9 more than or equal to 8? Yes. Subtract 8 (new number 1) and put a 1 there. Current binary: 11. 4s place: 1 < 4, so use a 0. Current binary: 110. 2s place: 1 < 2, so use a 0. Current binary: 1100. 1s place. 1 = 1, so subtract 1 (new number 0) and put a 1 there. Final binary: 11001 Now that it is in binary, we just need to map it to capitals and lowercases of the word brick. 11001 maps to BRicK. FINAL RESULT: bRick brIcK BRicK It seems like a long process, but you will get faster at it.

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