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  1. Factor
    Granted! However, it’s the middle of the singer occupation. I wish for Last Post Wins to be unlocked!
  2. Factor
    Granted! It’s available through a hemalurgic spike, but it’s used by burning uranium, which kills you. I wish for an eraser shaped like a lobster!
  3. Factor
    Ummm… granted. You should wish for… steel/iron allomancy, but it only works on scented candles! I wish for emotional allomancy that only works on marmosets.
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    Granted. However, you’re locked in your last workplace, unable to leave, and I unallowed to work. (Unimaginative, but I couldn’t think of anything) I wish for the ability to transmogrify sandwiches into books. Because I have imagination block right know.
  5. Factor
    Granted, you click emoji button in the text box (by bold and stuff) and put in ph34r in the search bar. Unfortunately, your 3 key is broken. I wish for a hemalurgically spiked cookie and understanding of why it’s important.
  6. Factor
    Being in Space Jam and having to be the motion capture green screen person for whichever character got beat up the most (I just know it exists, didn’t watch it)
  7. Factor
    Um… I haven’t witnessed a ninja-ing yet. Though I figured out how to make this. What do we do now? I’ll try granting yours. Done. It tastes bad. I wish for infinite patience for Brandon Sanderson.
  8. Factor
    Granted. Someone shakes it before handing it to you and it explodes in your face. I wish for the ability to skip through time to whenever the next Brandon Sanderson book comes out, stay until I finish reading it, then skip to the next.
  9. Factor
    Being Kaladin and unrealistically surviving while everyone else dies
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    You know, maybe I shouldn’t say something every time I promote and mess up notifs. Ah well, I guess I’ll stop. But also: Spearman! Same as Kaladin before he was a slave!

    1. Vielence

      Vielence

      Ahhh I was so happy when I got that rank lol

      I also am literally learning staff work so it was super fun. 

  11. Factor
    Politely pops in, says hello, grabs the sandwich, then realizes stealing it was rude and tosses it. Then they need to leave again.
  12. Factor
    *Politely checks in to see how things are going* Where would you even take it, Conure? *Has to leave again, but this time just excuses themselves and leaves because they realize they’re leaning to much into the polite thing*
  13. Factor

    I’m back! And now I’m a different oppressed person, darkeyes! If I met Kaladin right now, he wouldn’t immediately think the worst of me! Thanks! (But now I have to leave again. Sorry.)

  14. Factor

    Yay! Skaa! I get to be an oppressed peasant instead of a splinter of a god!

    But, jokes aside, I’m actually happy. Thanks!

  15. Factor
    *Pulls original potato out from however Politely was trying to bake the second one as agreement* *Also, politely excuses themselves because they have to go, and even though they probably didn’t need to say that they think it’s polite to excuse oneself*
  16. Factor
    *Politely catches the potato and realizes there’s nothing reasonable to do with it and can’t think of an idea, so uses it as a heat source to bake another potato without imagination* *Also, celebrates getting to the second page, even though they probably don’t need to, but does it because they think it’s polite*
  17. Factor
    *Politely walks after leaving Battle of the Sandwich and politely says they would like the potato* (Apparently, Politely is now the name of my avatar for Sandwich-type stuff)
  18. Factor
    Politely reprimands Unintelligenius very politely for knocking their hat off their head in their attempt to grab the sandwich from under it, then politely excuses themselves to avoid further confusion.
  19. Factor
    Oh. That sounds familiar, but it’s hard to keep up with what happened to the Sandwich. Hmmm. Now I need to figure out what to do with Politely. Let’s try this: Politely takes the sandwich and hides it under their hat, because they don’t know what to do with it.
  20. Factor
    A npc, as far as I know. Unintelligenius just set up some puzzle and said “I put a person who lies here” so I think so? Politely asks to trade your sandwich that was dropped on your head but could potentially be a decoy for my sandwich that could not be a decoy, because it keeps saying “I am the Sandwich” and saying it’s a decoy would mean Stick might not be a stick.
  21. Factor
    Hmmm. Well, I was just making a decoy sandwich, which I guess it’s a good thing I did that instead of pointlessly trying to get through the door.
  22. Factor
    I think it’s correct. And Unintelligenius put them in front a a door guarding the sandwich on the last page, and it’s still behind one of the doors. Everyone was distracted by the potato that got tossed in, so I decided to take the opportunity.
  23. Factor
    ? I’m not sure whom you are talking about when you say whom with impeccable grammar. But I assume you’re asking about who the TOTALLY A SANDWICH is confusing, and that’s anyone, because insisting you’re a stick/sandwich seems to work on anyone on the shard.
  24. Factor
    I ask the person who always lies if they are a sandwich, then activate the I Am A Stick mode to turn them into a decoy sandwich (because they will tell everyone they are a sandwich until they are confused enough to believe it, because they aren’t a sandwich, but since they must lie they must say they are)
  25. Factor
    YAY! I FOUND IT! (I spent a while looking for this particular thread after hearing it mentioned) I think I could be a good Lord Ruler if not for age. But Era 2 I would definitely be Wax. Though if I got it I would probably just do that one BoM flashback because again age.
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