This one is so bad, yet I enjoy reading it too much.
How? Ishar repeated. "What are you?" He gestured toward Szeth. "Are you... Are you his spren? His god?"
"No," Kaladin said. "I'm his therapist."
And then one of my favorite parts, where reading through the last quote and way too much therapy with Szeth (it fell flat for me) actually pays off: (Wind and Truth climax spoiler, plus it's pretty long)
Plus no mating and pretty much all Pattern quotes.