Factor

so i’m factor i guess… though i might change that i’ve already been lurking for a while, but I didn’t make my account until the movies got announced and became paranoid people would think I jumped on the bandwagon from the movies. probably didn’t need to worry, but I’ve actually been reading Sanderson since like 1st grade with Alcatraz. But I just rediscovered him (and discovered the cosmere) this Christmas. so I’ve been actually active now for like a week, and now I’ve been actually learning about it. like reckoners rp, hemalurgically spiked cookies, whatnot. And now I’ve been figuring out AMAs, so know I’m making this! So, umm… me. I read. Lately I’ve been seeing how long I can go reading only Sanderson (lasted 3 months with the ones I have) but besides that, I like Anna James (more cozy fantasy, main series about traveling into books) James Riley (one epic, some fractured fairy tales, another about going inside books) and in the “realistic” there’s James Ponti (mystery… why is everyone named James? looked at my shelf and saw James Patterson and James dashner as well… but don’t like them as much.) my irl friends say I read too much… I insist I don’t but I spend the rest of my time here (or coppermind). Ah well. Oh yeah, last thing… since way before I was on the shard (well, more like 2 days between account creation, but 2 months between becoming active!) I’ve been editing on the coppermind. I think I’m kind of good at it… so far I fixed taynix/doomslug history (because i couldn’t stand the great Doomslug The Destroyer to stay unfinished. That’s why I joined) and some minor edits, and I’ve been working on making the draulin character page cause it was mostly empty. anyway TL;DR, y’all didn’t need to know all that. ok bye. also, since I posted this I became a bridgeman! I know I said I’d stop posting to celebrate, but I can put it in existing posts, riiiiight? hope I survive long enough to promote to a rank will lower death rate…

Granted! Unfortunately, while you can endure a lot a physical activity, you are now cursed to be terrible at it. You trip over your own feet every time you run, but you do get back up and keep running! (I’m paranoid this feels offensive to your physical ability, please don’t be offended, that was not the intention) I wish for a kandra friend! Edit! Ninja’d. Oops, skip me I guess.

Granted! But the modifications that make it work perfectly require a allomantic thing (why does the coppermind still call them grenades? That’s not what they’re made for) to power it, and you (unfortunately) live on earth with no allomancy. So on that note, I wish to live on Scadrial!

Granted! It’s poisonous. I wish for a purple coat hanger!

Granted! You finish them all. Then you finish everything you ever need to do in life. Then you become bored and depressed because you’re not allowed on the shard because someone told you it wasn’t productive (the blasphemy!) and your new power took that as the truth. I wish to see the full color spectrum that human’s can’t see.

Oh yeah! Hello!

I love the Duolingo owl! I like the character design in general, plus I feel like it’s just the right amount of pushy (the other characters feel worse to me) (unless it’s the end of the day and I still haven’t done my lesson, then they’re scary) I think the sky's blue because the ocean was blue and the sky was jealous, or something like that. Or something about blue having the longest wavelength and rhythms and pure tones and whatnot. My second favorite plant is the peace lily plant, minus the actual lilies, in a pot, because when I saw it years ago on the Bastille cover flap I was like, “That’s it! That’s what I’ve always imagined a potted plant as!” and now I have one.

What shade of green do you feel matches your personality (sorry) (bye)

Sorry if it feels like I’m going thru notifications and copy pasting, but I do want to know… what is your favorite shade of green? (now I need to go, guess I’ll see the answer tomorrow bye)

What is your favorite shade of green? (kind of a joke, but I like to ask this and see the response)

So I actually had to look that up… I might misinterpret the question sorry I’d say conformation bias? Just cause I seee it used and experience it the most, plus I sometimes use it to hype things I think will be good (like when my irl wanted to start cosmere with tress, I tried to use it for hoid so they would understand he actually has great fashion sense) (*insert breeze justification, this is totally ethical*) Umm… I play chess (not good at it) and have a switch (not 2, sad) I mostly play like Mario/zelda type stuff, of the “popular online games” only Minecraft. I, personally, feel competent at math, but don’t exactly enjoy it… it feels kinda fun when I’m learning a concept (unless it’s too hard) and then I have to master it, then I feel like I don’t like math anymore. And I like the spoiler things! Then just feel satisfying instead of annoying. Anyway gtg, day off tomorrow so I should be online.

Yeah I don’t use them too much either… I guess I mostly use ninja’d (this one ) and shrug since it’s the gesture I use most in irl conversation. Not very good at them.

So, that’s what AMA stands for. I had been wondering. Don’t know if anyone will come here… but… ask me anything (I figured it out) I guess. Don’t know what you would ask me… but if you really have a question, fire away. You know, not sure why I’m feeling so insecure as a write this. Ah well!

AAAAAA *runs* Also, here you go! But by purchasing this product, you’ve signed up for a subscription in which everything you own is slowly replaced with items of equivalent value! I’m going to leave now, but before I go: I wish for a talking chicken* *”Chicken” is defined as a Marketing Term and does not necessarily mean chicken, but is defined as any bird.

Hmmph. What about 16 green chulls who hold the shards of adonalsium?

Granted! However, it’s the middle of the singer occupation. I wish for Last Post Wins to be unlocked!

Granted! It’s available through a hemalurgic spike, but it’s used by burning uranium, which kills you. I wish for an eraser shaped like a lobster!

Ummm… granted. You should wish for… steel/iron allomancy, but it only works on scented candles! I wish for emotional allomancy that only works on marmosets.

Granted. However, you’re locked in your last workplace, unable to leave, and I unallowed to work. (Unimaginative, but I couldn’t think of anything) I wish for the ability to transmogrify sandwiches into books. Because I have imagination block right know.

Granted, you click emoji button in the text box (by bold and stuff) and put in ph34r in the search bar. Unfortunately, your 3 key is broken. I wish for a hemalurgically spiked cookie and understanding of why it’s important.

Being in Space Jam and having to be the motion capture green screen person for whichever character got beat up the most (I just know it exists, didn’t watch it)

Um… I haven’t witnessed a ninja-ing yet. Though I figured out how to make this. What do we do now? I’ll try granting yours. Done. It tastes bad. I wish for infinite patience for Brandon Sanderson.

Granted. Someone shakes it before handing it to you and it explodes in your face. I wish for the ability to skip through time to whenever the next Brandon Sanderson book comes out, stay until I finish reading it, then skip to the next.

Being Kaladin and unrealistically surviving while everyone else dies