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Keteᛕ

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  1. Shallan (sarcasm, jokes, and smart-mouthing?)
  2. that's not a word but ok level
  3. lateral
  4. literal
  5. Granted. The dirt is contaminated with radioactive waste and you die of uranium exposure I wish for the Sandwich
  6. It begins to thunderstorm, and you are awoken and then subsequently struck by lightning because the lightning hates you because of a 70-year-long blood feud between your family and their lightning family.
  7. The British value their rice greatly and decide to give me a discount for the rice because I gave each and every one of them a high five. I eat my rice, kick back, and relax as my money booms in the broken system called the US stock market.
  8. tyrannosaurus
  9. The improbability of time travel
  10. INFINITE STORAGE hold on I can beat that one picture of your mother
  11. Roshar realizes that emeralds are cool and decide to re-inflate the emerald broam's value, making the bounty 2387429836591863487523987159874619873615836982716398571639876 US dollars Also the US dollars inflates to astronomical values, making the value 835620736509812365091879837510982375290834750924370589650983467098340982640981709847638478987989777777777772539857208342081506581346198450981645089361458136495816498674986134855609817408946708967*e25 British pounds.
  12. Your school district blocking reddit
  13. lerasium
  14. Actually, I was in a banana costume, and who said that we ate the Sandwich? all we ate was a sandwich. I bring the real Sandwich to my shop and sell it for 19.99 to Kaladin Stormblessed I also put a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 emerald broam bounty on your head.
  15. Thanks admin for moving us! Moving, for admin. Thanks!
  16. did you notice this
  17. I repeat: is it okay I used chance/choice? also, is it appropriate to say we're all shardbuddies now?
  18. Error: message didn't send apple problem
  19. The bananas surprise attack you and split the sandwich evenly into 12 689 275481 parts. Each banana eats their sandwich part. I am one of those bananas. I am now re-Invested with sandwich powers; I do not use them yet.
  20. Free but once, enslaved. Kaladin. A second chance but not one first. Be strong, Stormblessed. Your spren, wind yours, waits for your burst. Being him, what’s full of light That in living, and newly now, hope very thinned Echoning, A warrior hiding behind flawed protection Wishing for running wind. Death of finders: the broken, Falling deep into the pits of sorrow. Breathing men carry the bridge, Suffering for hollow tomorrow. Ridges, that from rising Light, Fighting for the men who bled. Bridge Four stands, Where the broken are led. Honor died once. For the slave, a goner. Now gone, a slave. That for once-dying Honor. Leaders are broken, That's where stands Fourth Bridge. Bleeding whose men; that for fighting, Light rising from the ridge. Tomorrow hollow, for suffering, Bridges the carryman's breath. Sorrow of pits; that into deep falling, Broken that finding of death. Windrunner. Radiant. For wisher’s protection. Flaws behind, hiding warrior an echo thin. Very hopes, now anew and alive In the light of fully what he’s been Bursting you for awaiting your windspren Your blessed storms, strong being First one: not but choosing seconds A Kaladin enslaved once, but freeing. I'm glad this is done, not a trash bin dud, and even better it didn't have to be how did that only take 30 minutes is it okay I used chance/choice?
  21. herding
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