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Keteᛕ

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  1. Keteᛕ
    As the light faded from
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    Jan's innards proceeded to implode,
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    Me being ignorant of your genius because I am above you in genius brainpower
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    rally
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    hole in Jan's vocal cords
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    ME being a genius
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    SANDWICHES! Once, on a hill alright guys gotta go bye
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    He began telling a story: NEW STORY GUYS HE'S DYING oh that's five words as well.
  9. Keteᛕ
    I say cool keteks, freeing myself, I get Sandwich get I, myself freed, Keteks cool say I I run off while you stand the bedazzled by the pure amazingness of my Ketek. you are paralyzed by my Pikachu as well. congrats bones you've ranked up in reputation
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    pain, eating his spine so
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    Yummy
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    Those legs were still his
  13. Keteᛕ
    Didn't what happened to Ashkaloda teach you anything? When you grab the sandwich, your hand passes right through it, revealing that it was a Lightweaving. You fall backward in surprise, perfectly going through another conveniently placed tunnel lined with knives, paper shredders, stun guns, and cheese graters. at the end of the tunnel, you are sucked into a mini-black hole, and you, paralyzed beyond any paralysis ever to happen, are transported directly in front of another exploding star, getting caught in the blast and disintegrating. I do not come to your funeral. I steal the real Sandwich and escape to the Spiritual realm
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    railway
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    plans. They swarmed him, gnawing
  16. Keteᛕ
    You get rid of your writers block. Why did you do that? all that hard work- gone. Everything you've every written was on that block. Now it's gone. Forever. I wish for a non spiked cookie
  17. Keteᛕ
    ah. Respect. I suppose I deserve that. headway
  18. Keteᛕ
    I repair your hill with the utility guy I eat the last fry. I accidentally rhyme. I get a power boost.
  19. Keteᛕ
    You're work is done- but you have nothing to do. You now have more work I wish for this boon to get me up to exactly 1633 reputation on 17th shared within 5 days of today.
  20. Keteᛕ
    finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeee decided to amputate his legs i'll just cripple him
  21. Keteᛕ
    her knees, catching on fire. I will kill everyone in this story! >:)
  22. Keteᛕ
    "Well," I say, "I wanted to give the camera crew some drama." I gesture to the camera crew.
  23. Keteᛕ
    flames as the rats giggled.
  24. Keteᛕ
    Granted, all your blessings lead to your instant death. I wish for a cool boon-without a curse
  25. Keteᛕ
    I give you the last piece of chicken for that wisdom. BUT When you grab the chicken, your hand passes right through it, revealing that it was a Lightweaving. You fall backward in surprise, perfectly going through a conveniently placed tunnel lined with knives, paper shredders, stun guns, and cheese graters. at the end of the tunnel, you are sucked into a mini-black hole, and you, paralyzed beyond any paralysis ever to happen, are transported directly in front of a exploding star, getting caught in the blast and disintegrating. I put the sandwich on the next hill over- or do I?
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