Usseewa

Côntrâdîctôry ôr Dûmb Sêntêncês, pt. 1

"Data are not plural."

"I hate people, but I'm so lonely."

"I've never lied."

"This sentence is false."

"Java? Yeah, I've used JavaScript before, why?"

"I just invented time travel: it's called an imaginary line."

"What in the skibidi sigma Ohio did you just rizzle-up, you brainrotted fanum tax?"