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Kids then:

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!"

Kids now:

Me: "Why was six afraid of seven? Bec--"

Them: "SIX SEVEEEEN!!!"

Also kids then:

Them: "Yo, what time is it?"

Me: "It's  or , I don't know."

Them: "K, thanks!"

Also kids now:

Them: "Yo, what time be rizzin' the skibidis?" 

Me: "Uhh, it's about  or , idk."

Them: "Girl I don' speak unc"