[This made me laugh so much]
Ink stares at the sign, then starts laughing in despair. "Right. Of course."
Ze then eyes the various weapons people keep pulling out, before producing a hardback copy of Wind and Truth as his weapon.
"That's not exactly the same. They don't function identically, for one thing.... Actually, nevermind. Uh... can you give Spirit vocal cords they can easily and naturally use to speak?"
Ink is fairly certain there's a loophole in that somewhere, but is almost past the point of caring.