Might as well join a cult for funsies.
"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."
Side note, what did the hot dog stand people do to you in your childhood??
Oh boy time to quote myself into oblivion
“I’m willing to lose 2 hit points for kissing a rat and throwing it at [@PianoSavant]’s face”
“My tongue is OVERPOWERED!!!!”
“The spren and the electric fly swatter: a horror story”
“I want to eat Santa”
“I love sniffing bladders, don’t you?”
“Why are you eating baby bombs!?!”
“I’m a possessed rubber chicken”
-All me. Don’t question it.
I see how kindness is repaid here. I even gave you magic powers from the spike and you still betrayed me.
After the one person loyal to me betrays me, I go and cry in a corner. My only condolence is that I still have the sandwich. Then I reread the post and realize I don’t. I lie down. What’s the point of trying anymore
“I’ve been awaiting y-“
“Hey, don’t set my lair on fire :(“
Just before burning with my poor, poor lair I run to my secondary lair, choking on the scent of relish as I go. Ew.
Did u see the video of the 5 1/2 year old playing Paganini and looking bored?
2261. Rub yourself with curry and go prancing through the camp singing Horneater lullabies
I reward you with a cookie. A 100% not spiked normal cookie. I take the sandwich to my lair and wait, mulling over what line to say when somebody appears.
That’s actually interesting
I’ve actually thought about that for color perception.
This reminds me of Kurzgesagt’s “the egg”
Ants?!?
this also reminds me of the egg
Entirety likely
That’s… disturbing
never
time to pull out my ones
Nasu.guv (spoilered for length)
Read the first chapter, I think I’ll probably read some when I can fit it in (taking German II over the summer, one of my friends is forcing me to watch epic the musical (yes I saw that on ur profile))