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  1. ChipsAHoid
    She thought for a moment and changed her appearance to resemble Rebus. She pointed at herself, then at Omen, and said something in her Rebus monotone. She then flitted over and shifted to a tall shadow, and growled something. This went back and forth for a solid minute before she returned to her normal pixie self and looked at the spider questioningly
  2. ChipsAHoid
    Ah. Sometimes, depends on the thread and the context
  3. ChipsAHoid
    Mischief thought for a moment She decided charades would be the best way She made a tiny halberd and swung it around. She then stared into the distance and spoke in complete gibberish in a monotone She then dropped the act and realized the big shadowy guy looked sad and needed a friend, so she gave him a few thousand insects to keep him company.
  4. ChipsAHoid
    The WaT? Don’t question Lord Timothy the Evil he’s magic
  5. ChipsAHoid
    Why would I have reasoning? What kind of fish is that swimming in the washing machine?
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    Ok ok ok so first I started painting little frogs on it but then I messed up and I got mad and then all the painted parts came to life and then I tried to fix it by making snakes but they formed a kingdom and then the fan got mad and demanded to have compensation so I gave it the bowl of not Mac and Cheese but it didn’t like it and started throwing it across the room so I cut it down with a chainsaw but then it chased me across the floor all over the house so I ran away and climbed onto the roof where it couldn’t get me. Uh I think it wants you dead so maybe don’t enter your house Dude why are you drinking hand soap
  7. ChipsAHoid
    It agrees that you taste good
  8. ChipsAHoid
    Mischief was happy. Caves had all sorts of nasty things she could utilize. She then zoomed off and started erratically scanning the area Some time passed, but a flaming, bush-clad mischief appeared at the cave I’ll need you and probably nameless to describe what else happens as y’all actually know what’s happening.
  9. ChipsAHoid
    Hiiiiii! The jellyfish is still attached to where your shin should be. It seems to like you.
  10. ChipsAHoid
    I have no idea where I am ”Fair enough. The point of this place is anarchy after all” And so I replace your shin with a jellyfish.
  11. ChipsAHoid
    The sandwich appears in my hand, disregarding anything else happening. ”Is OotS still a thing?”
  12. ChipsAHoid
    Ah. Mischief. Mischief is suited to quite a few tasks. By all means. Mischief then appeared, for some reason swinging the leg of a table and hissing
  13. ChipsAHoid
    Gravel
  14. ChipsAHoid
    Neither. I choose sea slug Number of fish in your paper shredder?
  15. ChipsAHoid
    Ralorin shrugged mentally. He’d take any help he could at this point. When in need, one cannot be picky about who comes to their aid. Elsewise you end up with no aid and will fail.
  16. ChipsAHoid
    Well, I need somewhere to store the souls I’ve stolen Why are you bathing in pickle juice while wearing a giant sock as a body covering and singing a song about giving children infectious diseases for fun?
  17. ChipsAHoid
    “I…apologize. That may not be so easy to rule out. Nobody knows where the Roaming Packs came from, but world after world has fallen to them after they gained dominion over the Tormentors among other creatures.” Ralorin noted the person hanging back on the edges. That would be the person he would first approach. Seemed the most like him.
  18. ChipsAHoid
    She asked very nicely … And kinda maybe bribed me But hey, now I have 37 Hemalurgic Koalas and you don’t Dude what in the rusts are you doing with that spatula
  19. ChipsAHoid
    “Lots of legs? Razor-sharp jaws? Shell stronger than steel?” Ralorin paused catching something he said “That world? Ah. That would make sense. What world is this, then?” Ralorin processed further, and realized something. Right before he cut himself off. “Your what exactly?” He said sharply, adding weight to his second word, calculated. If this man was with Tormentor affiliated, he may have to run before they sold him out. After all, he thought, eyes scanning for the nearest escape if he was forced to flee, Tormentors were hardly local to Relth. Many a world had already fallen to the Roaming Packs and their creatures. If need be, he wouldn’t hesitate to see more than just that cut off from the man. Then again, perhaps it would be best to hear him out first. He was in no shape to fight, both from wounds and lack of gear.
  20. ChipsAHoid
    Had to find a replacement for Elmo after SOMEONE got hungry @CoderDrag0n8 Out of curiosity, whose lemur is that currently inhabiting my oven?
  21. ChipsAHoid
    It got in my way Why is there a door in front of my giant pancake?
  22. ChipsAHoid
    Ralorin looked at the man, still tired from the fight. Well, maybe fight wasn’t such a good word considering how poor of one he put up against such a powerful foe. “A Tormentor. Other two of us are dead. I should be too, honestly. Came here to die fighting instead of being run down. Where am I? Can’t be where I just was. Trees here aren’t dead, and the sun is up. And above all there don’t seem to be Tormentors here. Seems like quite a few steps up from Relth if you ask me.”
  23. ChipsAHoid
    What- Heyyyy I’m not that weird looking! How could you?
  24. ChipsAHoid
    NOOOO DON’T POINT A FINGER GUN A ME!! Oh wait never mind. That’s two finger guns. That’s fine. Why in the name of everything good did you fill my washing machine with three hundred muffins and let it run
  25. ChipsAHoid
    Ralorin ran. He ran through the night with everything he had left. The beast that had slain two of his comrades followed, close behind. Armor rent and shield disfigured, he had no choice but to run, shattered sword useless in hand. He stumbled, wounded side slowing him, and the creature closed the gap by a few feet, swiping its nearest leg at him. He glanced ahead and spotted a clearing up ahead. There he would make his last stand. Better to die in glory than die running like a coward. Then he entered the clearing, and the night faded away. Where was he? He turned to face the beast, but found that it had vanished. He took stock of the situation. It seemed… peaceful almost. Perhaps he could treat his wounds here, and perhaps find a way to end the terror plaguing his people.
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