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  1. Ah. Mischief. Mischief is suited to quite a few tasks. By all means. Mischief then appeared, for some reason swinging the leg of a table and hissing
  2. Neither. I choose sea slug Number of fish in your paper shredder?
  3. Ralorin shrugged mentally. He’d take any help he could at this point. When in need, one cannot be picky about who comes to their aid. Elsewise you end up with no aid and will fail.
  4. Well, I need somewhere to store the souls I’ve stolen Why are you bathing in pickle juice while wearing a giant sock as a body covering and singing a song about giving children infectious diseases for fun?
  5. “I…apologize. That may not be so easy to rule out. Nobody knows where the Roaming Packs came from, but world after world has fallen to them after they gained dominion over the Tormentors among other creatures.” Ralorin noted the person hanging back on the edges. That would be the person he would first approach. Seemed the most like him.
  6. She asked very nicely … And kinda maybe bribed me But hey, now I have 37 Hemalurgic Koalas and you don’t Dude what in the rusts are you doing with that spatula
  7. “Lots of legs? Razor-sharp jaws? Shell stronger than steel?” Ralorin paused catching something he said “That world? Ah. That would make sense. What world is this, then?” Ralorin processed further, and realized something. Right before he cut himself off. “Your what exactly?” He said sharply, adding weight to his second word, calculated. If this man was with Tormentor affiliated, he may have to run before they sold him out. After all, he thought, eyes scanning for the nearest escape if he was forced to flee, Tormentors were hardly local to Relth. Many a world had already fallen to the Roaming Packs and their creatures. If need be, he wouldn’t hesitate to see more than just that cut off from the man. Then again, perhaps it would be best to hear him out first. He was in no shape to fight, both from wounds and lack of gear.
  8. Had to find a replacement for Elmo after SOMEONE got hungry @CoderDrag0n8 Out of curiosity, whose lemur is that currently inhabiting my oven?
  9. It got in my way Why is there a door in front of my giant pancake?
  10. Ralorin looked at the man, still tired from the fight. Well, maybe fight wasn’t such a good word considering how poor of one he put up against such a powerful foe. “A Tormentor. Other two of us are dead. I should be too, honestly. Came here to die fighting instead of being run down. Where am I? Can’t be where I just was. Trees here aren’t dead, and the sun is up. And above all there don’t seem to be Tormentors here. Seems like quite a few steps up from Relth if you ask me.”
  11. What- Heyyyy I’m not that weird looking! How could you?
  12. NOOOO DON’T POINT A FINGER GUN A ME!! Oh wait never mind. That’s two finger guns. That’s fine. Why in the name of everything good did you fill my washing machine with three hundred muffins and let it run
  13. Ralorin ran. He ran through the night with everything he had left. The beast that had slain two of his comrades followed, close behind. Armor rent and shield disfigured, he had no choice but to run, shattered sword useless in hand. He stumbled, wounded side slowing him, and the creature closed the gap by a few feet, swiping its nearest leg at him. He glanced ahead and spotted a clearing up ahead. There he would make his last stand. Better to die in glory than die running like a coward. Then he entered the clearing, and the night faded away. Where was he? He turned to face the beast, but found that it had vanished. He took stock of the situation. It seemed… peaceful almost. Perhaps he could treat his wounds here, and perhaps find a way to end the terror plaguing his people.
  14. CAUSE SOMETIMES YA JUST NEED A SNACK, YA KNOW?! DUDE WHY DID YOU DIP THAT GOLDFISH IN MAYONAISE AND EAT IT THAT BELONGED TO A CHILD YOU MONSTER
  15. Guys AI overview is a whole new level of wild

    I looked up the name of a LITERAL ROCK that one of my characters on the shard GNAWS ON BECAUSE GE THINKS IT GIVES HIM PROPHECIES and it KNEW WHAT IT WAS

    WHAT EVEN IS THIS WORLD ANYMORE

    1. CoderDrag0n8

      CoderDrag0n8

      KILL IT

      WITH ALL THE GUNS

    2. Through The Living Ash

      Through The Living Ash

      That’s actually insane

    3. ChipsAHoid

      ChipsAHoid

      What’s more I think I only ever mentioned it in a post twice 😭

      Even I had forgotten what it was it was my phone autocorrected to that and I looked it up cause it seemed familiar and then I see that 😭😭😭

  16. “Yes. I am uncertain what either is, but the attack must be truly staggering. Thank you.
  17. Friendly reminder, no double posting Yeah, he seemed really cool in my lurking days, saddened me too Dude Fadran was such a goat sharder one liners is fire Always wondered where that came from. Only saw it a few times though
  18. Oh huh Ok Well fine by me lol I’d kinda figured I was in a newer gen with all the lore I didn’t know when I joined
  19. Neither do I it’s so funny Well, I kinda remember Covid but I have almost no memory of anything before Ok ok sometimes that’s happened to me and I’m like Dangit storm you And then I actually read the post and I’m like Storm me take my storming rep you need it more than I do *cough cough* Leonid *cough cough* Ok say you were one gen before me even then we’re entering a new gen of Sharders, it’s been half a year since I joined and the activity levels have shifted greatly. So uh yeah ur an unc now unc UNC!
  20. My bad, remembered it was ur character and that’s the one I associate with you Which one was it? “I am uncertain the precise power, but more than your average person can access, that is for certain. Yes, there is a dark god who seems to have taken my homeland, and it must be reclaimed”
  21. *cough cough* @Spark of Hope has 22562 *cough cough* Nahh Ksauce is a newer sharder, a few generations older then us Oldest gen I saw at their peak is like Thaid and Glass and Eddie and them lot back when I was lurking
  22. “Well, they are immortal in that they cannot die unless killed by a powerful enough thing. For instance, that man, Rebus, I think would easily be able to kill one. I am uncertain if any other people I conversed with would be strong enough. There was one, I think the name was Taedin or similar who may also have the strength. What offensive capabilities do you have? In terms of powers, it’s all different. I have been endowed with powers from other Gods, as each have their domains. For instance, Graelth is the God of the Elements, and as such as dominion over them, being able to control them at will. Other powers vary from just physical powers. Tarag is the Goddess of the Mind, and can access immense amounts of information as well as device the senses. They are all fairly simple raw powers”
  23. And now I return after over a month If my post makes no sense in light of what happened Enlighten me then Renn nodded. If he were able to have such a powerful weapon, he may be able to take back his homeland “I have no idea what half those words mean but if that’s the sort of thing that can protect me from a god such as him, then I shall be greatly indebted to you. You have my thanks” It should be rather simple. You provide protection from forces that may be able to defeat me, such as beings with powers like yours. Add this region to your empire and shall be the administrator under your will, so you don’t have to micromanage yet another kingdom added to your rule. And, of course, I am willing to serve in other ways, such as this man to be hunted You know, funny story I was thinking… I have no idea why this came to me but I think I need to rename Vengeance’s lands to Platypus Again, random thought, no idea where it came from…
  24. *stabs* Aha! Now you’re inanimate! Uh you look like a cabinet! You’re built like 31% of a curtain except only random parts! You uh act like a measuring cup! Take that! Yeah those were fire insults What color is your blood?
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