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  1. ChipsAHoid
    Which I eat. The SR is yummy… Clever I appear, unsure why bartholomew is being chased, but i join in because it looks fun. Then i reread, realize why, and just chase him for fun.
  2. ChipsAHoid
    POV epic freaks! bananas are wonderful! they truly aren’t human! I COME BEFORE YOU ALL TODAY WITH A PROPOSAL! BURN THE BANANA HATERS AT THE STAKE!
  3. ChipsAHoid
    What the- VROOOM being speeding and here’s your ticket
  4. ChipsAHoid
    Wow! How many dinosaurs did you know?
  5. ChipsAHoid
    To an ancient like yourself perhaps not…
  6. ChipsAHoid
    Oh yes, it’s far past your bedtime grandma. Let’s give you your meds and get you to bed. I only have about a year and a half if we include lurking time Wow, you’ve been on the shard for more years than I am at heart…
  7. ChipsAHoid
    You have nooooo idea how often I reference that. As I have a November birthday, I’m very old for my grade (like several months older than them, I’m a dinosaur ik), and I bring that up so often. Or really any time someone mentions a prior event… I might need a life outside of books and music…
  8. ChipsAHoid
    Betrayal shuddered and led them inside the castle. They entered a large, majestic room. Inside there was a man of flame, but made of shadow. The black flames cracked wickedly. Somehow he was in the dimensions of a man, however impossible science said that was. But the world’s definition of science was all void when magic was involved. It would hurt the average brain to look upon him, with such an improbable being. Axzi spoke In Darkness he is undefeated. He is the ruler of Night, second strongest of them all. He is the Horror of shadow. He will rend you apart, regardless of your strength, unless you have brought his Bane. Direct light. Which, naturally, you have. Therefore he should be easy to kill. However, he is fast and will avoid the light. The sprite tried to shove a frog up his nose, but he just swatted her away. She shook herself, ruffled, and threw another frog at him. However, this just passed through the Horror. The frog let loose a massive ribbit, and then was promptly stepped on by Shadow. The frog she was busy tying into a bow to put in Rebus’ hair growled deeply. Its eyes glowed and an army of tiny frogs tried to jump Shadow (Pun unintended). He chuckled, deep and unpleasant, and began to methodically kill them one at a time with precise bolts of shadow, each piercing the heart. He seemed to be enjoying himself and taking it slow.
  9. ChipsAHoid
    Oh please, she’s more Galadriel aged, Yoda is a mere 900 to her 8,000 or so
  10. ChipsAHoid
    I remember you saying that! :D:D:D
  11. ChipsAHoid
    I open the present? What’s inside??
  12. ChipsAHoid
    CONGRAAAAAAAATS
  13. ChipsAHoid
    After a time, he passed out, got back up, and repeated the process several times before staying down. She grinned and pulled one out of her pocket. And then another. And two more. Then a handful. Soon tiny frogs leapt everywhere and the sprite giggled happily. Then she snorted one. Gleefully. Axzi’s made a strangled noise Did she just- She looked around for more victims to give frogs.
  14. ChipsAHoid
    Hah! State change cannot stop me. I obliterate it right back!
  15. ChipsAHoid
    ORV
  16. ChipsAHoid
    Unsure
  17. ChipsAHoid
    I am eaten. It’s tragic. However, I execute plan Escape from Glass. I crawl out of your throat and escape. I appear in the safe with the sandwich
  18. ChipsAHoid
    “I was born in the Triassic, you know. I could chill watching crocodiliamorphs rampage because I was a spren. Then, I saw something new. A dinosaur. The only difference at first was that it had slightly more garbage feet structure. But then came the End-Triassic extinction event and a lot of crocodiliamorphs died. The dinosaurs, being small at the time, rapidly diversified to fill the empty niches. And then...” - @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren ”I think I might be a sausage” - @mippo ”If you fail you will be incapable of showering without socks on, and as a result they will always be soggy...” - @Ancient Elantrian
  19. ChipsAHoid
    So I kinda did a silly and played a cymbal hit a beat late (drumline was off, cut me some slack), but the rest of pit forgot there was a hit there, and it prompted a conversation with one of the trumpets on whether it’s better to be wrong or not play Idk why it was even a question Like If you don’t play, you’re automatically wrong. If you don’t know your part (guilty, my sheet music is formatted stupidly and I’m running off memory, I’ll rant some other time) then being wrong and getting corrected is how you fix it! This is why 90% of trumpets gall me. There are exceptions, but it’s just “I’m better than you hahaha” *can’t play quarter notes in time* Makes me wanna scream Also, yesterday marked the second time a bird got in.
  20. ChipsAHoid
    I only break reality if there is complicated stuff Or when I’m up at 4:30 reading
  21. ChipsAHoid
    I eat UnUnreality, and you along with it, bringing us to EatededUnUnreality
  22. ChipsAHoid
    Eat your shoe
  23. ChipsAHoid
    I break both you and reality, bringing us to Unreality
  24. ChipsAHoid
    Eat the bodies
  25. ChipsAHoid
    Kill the witnesses
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