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    The man smiles charmingly as he feels the focus of a shard fall upon him. Then he hisses out a startling phrase “If Alph is not stopped, the Cosmere will burn First came the Maw, but soon you shall learn. The Shards must unite where others would turn Or he will get that after which he does yearn…” Enjamin had learned a little during his time in the Cognitive Realm traveling. Others may look at him in disgust, but he did have Cosmere’s best interests at heart. At least he was genuine in his desire to protect the Cosmere. He didn’t care about power or prestige. If the Cosmere was destroyed, he would be dead. Not fun. So would everybody else. And nobody wanted that. Surely they would see common sense…
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    Only at music STOP! How many watermelons are you cramming into your left sock as I type this?
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    A man of about 80 years of age popped out of the CR onto a planet he thought was called Scadrial. He had no idea which shards were on it, but he was fairly certain this would be a safe spot to set up. His name was Enjamin. Well, his real name was Benjamin but he always thought that name was too long so he shortened it. He wore patched robes of bright green and burnt orange. He had a hot pink top hat to go with it. He had not one, not two, but three monocles. One was for his one remaining eye, while the other two he wore tied into his long white hair. He wielded a staff of rotting wood, topped with the skull of an invertebrate. He happily sat down and decided he was set up, wherever the heck he had walked to in the past 30 seconds. Surely nobody would try to move him, he was just a harmless old oracle. His “shop” consisted of a tent he pitched wherever he ended up uncaring whether it was the middle of a city or a grassy field, as well as a stone stool. He began to gnaw on his favorite rock, Nairleosk. Whenever he chewed on the rock, Nairleosk could see into the future. Unfortunately, rocks lack vocal cords so Enjamin spoke for him instead. Or at least that’s what he told most people. In truth Enjamin was here for far more than chewing on Nairleosk, pleasant though it was. He was an informant. Unfortunately he was lacking in information as of the moment, but he was certain he would find customers soon. His type would attract attention from those higher in power. Besides, they never could resist another pawn in their plans, or at least a toy to play with. Perhaps his true loyalty could be won with sufficient incentive… @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren Uh I think @SpartanBrigade
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    Popping out right now We’ll say it’s not there, or if it is he’s too busy gnawing on his favorite rock to notice
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    Welp, Enjamin has no idea what those are and if he doesn’t like it he’ll just move Or maybe if they don’t like him they’ll make him move what I have planned is a little eccentric
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    In that case it’s Scadrial then
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    Oh those are the mini-bosses Rebus fought to get here Where your power is derived from The skeleton paused for a moment and then the armor grew, covering his golden plate. He then slashed his axe with far greater ferocity than before, hopefully catching Rebus off guard ( @Dragonheir )
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    Plan A then
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    Oh Banes are what defeats the Horrors Their weaknesses He tapped it with a long skeletal finger. Nothing happened. He looked confused.
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    Cool By prophet I mean some insane “oracle” guy who spews nonsense but doesn’t actually predict anything actually useful But the shards don’t need to know that OH?? Me likey… How involved would I have to be for this?
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    Kavos wakes up after fainting from seeing the 3 eyed bird(s?) What were they? Naturally, Voyager that he was, he took interest and began to look into them, physically and behaviorally (in my book, Voyagers are those who travel to other worlds and document things about them. Kinda like worldhoppers, but they record rather than interfering)
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    Szeth-son-son-Vallano, truthless of shinovar wore Neturo-son-Vallano, father of Szeth-son-son-Vallano, truthless of shinovar wore Vallano, father of Neturo-son Vallano, the father of Szeth-son-son-Vallano, truthless of shinovar on the day he was to kill a king
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    So I have a November birthday As the lore in my grade goes ”Back in my day before the Big Bang” I’m even considered an honorary member of the grade above me because like a third of my friends are in that grade I’ve NEVER done that No in 7th grade in algebra they didn’t feed me paper wdym
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    Uh No it isn’t *steals face*
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    It was all in pms to you lol
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    The Winchesters get exorcised via exercise
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    I want to, but am I able to with my lack of time? Like I said in my SU, I have like 2 days this month excluding today I’ll be able to be on the shard If me popping up rarely works I have some ideas but I can’t like do a full rp I think an insane prophet type would be really cool to interact with the shards but only if being very irregularly there works
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    Whew sorry it’s been ages Did I miss you using any Banes? I don’t have time to read anything I wasn’t pinged in The other general was in fact swinging right at Rebus’ back He, unfazed, calmly attempted to behead it
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    I become spaceChip and steal the sandwich from you Man it’s been a while
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    2531. Disappear from the shard for 12 days without warning I was just being Hoid trust
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    I think I’m gonna have to give up odium I just don’t have the time to do this, plus I never really did anything anyways there wasn’t much of an option to I defer Grace back to @ChickenBonanza, I never was good at doing characters I didn’t make. If anybody wants the plans I had it’s on the doc and in pms I can send if I get pinged
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    Well I can still act dramatic anyways So there
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    Yes yes back when I lurked the shadows I saw your rise
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