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    I remind you of gravity, then grab the sandwich from the squishy pile of broken bones.
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    Whoa I predicted the future Here
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    AND THEN EVERYTHING BLOWS UP
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    I slap myself in the forehead as I realize you're right. As penance for being in the wrong when slapping you, I give you the sandwich. I spread your ashes in space so you are free to roam forever.
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    I come back to slap you because how could you do that
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    Whoa! A fellow gremlin!
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    Droopy loves your face - C418
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    Now that math is gone, I warp space and travel 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000029376261719919171616536372729938473627289293984737382828283873∞ miles in an instant, still holding the sandwich.
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    That there exists a big
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    I clothesline you right after you take the sandwich, grab it, and then lash as much as possible forward with a slight lashing downward, then compound steel and use duralumin and pewter to run at just under the speed of light away.
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    I come back from the beyond, done with chilling there, and steal the sandwich detector and use it to find the sandwich, then grab it. Then, because the sandwich was your anchor, you are trapped in the spiritual realm forever, and by the time you figure out how to leave it'll have been about 50,000 years. Then I throw the sandwich into the Dor's perpendicularity to prevent anyone else from getting it.
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    Ah right
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    I think I'm the only one in the mindscape rn. Having been zapped, I go chill in the beyond.
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    I continue sitting in the mindscape. I produce some chips and start munching.
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    Why hello. I create a comfortable chair and sit. (x2)
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    I stand up, find a better seat, and sit back down.
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    I sit down.
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    Happy Easter everyone! (At least to those who celebrate it)
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    NOOOOO
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    Good idea. Caprice No. 24 in A Minor - Niccolò Paganini
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    Ew that means I ate kidney flavored explosive cake
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    I explode, as the cake was actually a bomb.
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    I trip you and use a DeLorean I find on the side of the road to travel back in time and eat the cake before you can. I let Doomslug have the sandwich.
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    Why not. Ain't no sunshine - Bill Withers / J. J. Johnson
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    Annoy Ranette and get shot in the arm, thus breaking said arm.
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