@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren I require assistance! I start fighting off the midnight essence with nightblood in one hand and the super mega honorblade in the other, compounding nicrosil so I never run out of investiture for nightblood.
I come after you and stick you in the face with the pin, then take the sandwich. Since the pin is coincidentally made of duralumin, it steals your identity. I then stab a rat with it, turning you into a rat.