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Through The Living Ash

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  1. Imma wait for Hawks to reply.
  2. Good question. I didn't really think that through. Maybe we get someone to mediate, and we both PM them what we throw? The sandcaterpillar counter-counteroffers that it wants five seats on the Spectrum and to become a drafter of one color.
  3. Angered, Bartholomew personally challenges Corvan Danavis to a game of rock, paper, scissors, best 2 out of 3, with the following terms: If Bartholomew should win, all hostilities must be ceased for a minimum of 12 pages and the forces of the Seven Satrapies must withdraw. If Bartholomew should lose, hostilities will still cease for 12 pages, but he will relinquish the command of the fish with legs to Chromeria and give you the sandwich. If you refuse the deal, Bartholomew threatens to bring my allies in the Banana Republic into the war who have a much more advanced and powerful military. The sandcaterpillar offers to not kill you if you hand over the sandwich.
  4. "Wait!" Taeidin calls to her.
  5. What happened? (verbal emphasis on what; I can't quite think of a way to get the tone I'm looking for across here)
  6. Nine
  7. Ash decides to join in on the fun and also punches ShortVie.
  8. Linguistic
  9. No. He was just here so I could interact with the Doorway. I didn't even anticipate it becoming connected with TLT when I made him. Lazar curses and dodges to the side. The bat screeches, enraged, and dives back at Aeryn. I'm assuming you saw my little cutscene in TLT then?
  10. Arrakis suddenly swerves, dodging the beam. I give a command and launch my fleet of fish with legs for an invasion of the Seven Satrapies. Another sandcaterpillar sneaks up behind you (they can be sneaky when they want to, trust) and swallows you whole.
  11. Lazar, who had been standing nearby, pulls out a revolver and shoots one of the bats, causing it to plummet to the ground. The other two screech angrily. One hurtles at Aeryn's head, stabbing at her with its tail. Taeidin tries to run over to Cep, but the other bat swoops down in front of him, forcing him to duck to the side to avoid it.
  12. Lights glared down from fluorescent tubes, headache throbbing behind my eyes. Where had all the light come from? It didn’t make sense, everything was so… bright. I tried to find the source of the light, but couldn't find it. Were those... voices I could hear? I shuddered, looking around to see if anyone was nearby. There was — was there? I rubbed my eyes, vision clearing to reveal someone beside me. Palindromic feelings aside, it was hard to make out the pers—whatever it was. "Hello, Protagonist," Said a voice behind me. I started in surprise, whirling my head around to get a look. But there seemed to be nothing but air behind me. I was sure I heard something… "Can you not see me?" I peered into the light, searching.
  13. I, as ruler of Arrakis, declare war on the Seven Satrapies. Then I shoot a giant friggin laser at them. @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren
  14. Now I can't see them any other way. The sandcaterpillars respectfully deny the request, noting that they no longer recognise his dominion over them and that they do not have the sandwich currently and so would be unable to hand it over, but offer Trout the chance to appeal the decision.
  15. I catch you and give a long lecture about how taking the sandwich isn't considered polite unless I'm doing it. I then reveal the results of my experiments... sandworms with legs! AKA sandcaterpillars! I ask you to hold still so they can devour you. I appear next to you and politely mention that Arrakis is shielded from external vaporising, lazers, or anything of the sort. I then snap my fingers and the forces of the Banana Republic, who had, entirely forgotten, been at war with the space monkey army for a long while, disintegrate the space monkey's ships as a measure to ensure they didn't try anything anyways.
  16. Larder
  17. Ash looks up, realizing that an awful lot of stuff happened while he wasn't paying attention. Oh well.
  18. Tooth
  19. Okay I see the wiki page you're talking about I was under the impression that the Wall is both a thing that keeps out the Void from the Thread and the name of an organization of Ennullers that maintains said Wall. @NameIess can you clarify?
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