I thought that said "goat-oriented".
Anyways, we were doing some service tonight for Mutual (LDS mid-week activities). We were cleaning up a yard, and I got to use a weed-whacker (I was very happy ), and I got an idea from a conversation me an my friend were having.
Someone needs to make an Epic who, prior to (or even after, lookin' at you, Deathpoint) Calamity, was known as...
...the Weed-Whacker Robber. A nefarious villain who stuck up banks with yard tools.