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  1. THANK YOU! Yes. Relationships are built off of CHOICE and COMMITMENT. Sorry. It's exciting to find someone else who believes that. I mean I know a lot of people do, but I have a lot of consumer-relationship friends.
  2. Unbeknownst to the combatants, Zoomslug peaks out from a a nearby crevice.
  3. A message to fellow devout Christians: I invite you to share in my suffering.

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    Gen Z:Β GenesisΒ 1:1-31

    1.Β InΒ theΒ veryΒ start,Β GodΒ madeΒ theΒ skyΒ andΒ theΒ earth. 2.Β SoΒ basically,Β atΒ first,Β theΒ earthΒ wasΒ aΒ hotΒ mess.Β ItΒ didn'tΒ haveΒ anyΒ structureΒ orΒ anything,Β justΒ emptinessΒ andΒ darknessΒ allΒ around.Β ButΒ then,Β theΒ SpiritΒ ofΒ GodΒ startedΒ doingΒ itsΒ thing,Β cruisingΒ overΒ theΒ oceans. 3.Β ThenΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β letΒ thereΒ beΒ light,'Β andΒ boom,Β thereΒ wasΒ light. 4.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β thisΒ lightΒ isΒ lit!'Β So,Β GodΒ separatedΒ theΒ lightΒ fromΒ theΒ darkness.Β Like,Β HeΒ madeΒ sureΒ theyΒ don'tΒ mix,Β youΒ know?5.Β So,Β like,Β GodΒ namedΒ theΒ lightΒ asΒ DayΒ andΒ theΒ darknessΒ asΒ Night.Β And,Β youΒ know,Β thatΒ wholeΒ cycleΒ ofΒ eveningΒ andΒ morning,Β itΒ markedΒ theΒ firstΒ day.Β It'sΒ like,Β justΒ toΒ clarify,Β theΒ eveningΒ came,Β andΒ thenΒ theΒ morningΒ came,Β andΒ that'sΒ howΒ theΒ firstΒ dayΒ wentΒ down. 6.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β yo,Β thereΒ shouldΒ be,Β like,Β thisΒ coolΒ layerΒ betweenΒ theΒ water,Β separatingΒ itΒ fromΒ moreΒ water.Β AndΒ like,Β thisΒ layerΒ isΒ actuallyΒ calledΒ theΒ 'expansion'. 7.Β AndΒ thenΒ GodΒ created,Β like,Β thisΒ superΒ cool,Β massiveΒ skyΒ thing,Β andΒ HeΒ splitΒ upΒ theΒ waterΒ belowΒ itΒ fromΒ theΒ waterΒ aboveΒ it.Β AndΒ guessΒ what?Β ItΒ totallyΒ happened,Β justΒ likeΒ that! 8.Β SoΒ GodΒ namedΒ theΒ skyΒ Heaven.Β AndΒ itΒ becameΒ theΒ secondΒ dayΒ afterΒ theΒ eveningΒ andΒ morningΒ passed.Β {AndΒ theΒ evening...:Β HebrewΒ textΒ clarifiesΒ thatΒ theΒ eveningΒ cameΒ andΒ theΒ morningΒ came,Β markingΒ aΒ newΒ day.} 9.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β yo,Β let'sΒ bringΒ allΒ theΒ waterΒ togetherΒ inΒ oneΒ placeΒ andΒ makeΒ someΒ solidΒ ground,Β andΒ justΒ likeΒ that,Β itΒ happened. 10.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β let'sΒ nameΒ thatΒ solidΒ groundΒ Earth,'Β andΒ theΒ wholeΒ wateryΒ partyΒ HeΒ calledΒ Seas.Β AndΒ youΒ knowΒ what?Β GodΒ thoughtΒ itΒ wasΒ allΒ prettyΒ lit. 11.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ allΒ like,Β yo,Β letΒ theΒ earthΒ doΒ itsΒ thingΒ andΒ growΒ someΒ sickΒ grass,Β andΒ someΒ dopeΒ herbsΒ thatΒ bringΒ forthΒ seeds,Β andΒ alsoΒ someΒ litΒ fruitΒ treesΒ thatΒ produceΒ fruitΒ afterΒ theirΒ kind,Β withΒ seedsΒ inΒ themselves,Β allΒ upΒ inΒ theΒ earth.Β AndΒ guessΒ what?Β Boom!Β ItΒ happened,Β justΒ likeΒ that.Β (ByΒ theΒ way,Β 'grass'Β inΒ HebrewΒ meansΒ someΒ reallyΒ freshΒ andΒ tenderΒ grass,Β justΒ FYI.) 12.Β AndΒ then,Β like,Β theΒ earthΒ totallyΒ grewΒ someΒ awesomeΒ grassΒ andΒ plantsΒ thatΒ hadΒ seedsΒ ofΒ theirΒ own.Β Oh,Β andΒ thereΒ wereΒ theseΒ coolΒ treesΒ thatΒ grewΒ yummyΒ fruitsΒ withΒ seedsΒ too!Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β that'sΒ superΒ good!' 13.Β So,Β like,Β theΒ thirdΒ dayΒ cameΒ toΒ anΒ endΒ andΒ aΒ newΒ dayΒ began.Β It'sΒ like,Β youΒ know,Β theΒ eveningΒ turnedΒ intoΒ morning.Β JustΒ toΒ clarify,Β whenΒ IΒ sayΒ 'evening'Β IΒ meanΒ theΒ startΒ ofΒ theΒ dayΒ andΒ whenΒ IΒ sayΒ 'morning'Β IΒ meanΒ theΒ endΒ ofΒ theΒ day,Β youΒ feelΒ me 14.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β weΒ needΒ someΒ lightsΒ upΒ inΒ theΒ skyΒ toΒ separateΒ theΒ dayΒ fromΒ theΒ night.Β They'llΒ beΒ thereΒ asΒ signsΒ andΒ toΒ markΒ theΒ seasons,Β days,Β andΒ years,Β yaΒ know?Β It'sΒ likeΒ theΒ perfectΒ balanceΒ betweenΒ dayΒ andΒ night! 15.Β And,Β like,Β GodΒ madeΒ theseΒ thingsΒ calledΒ starsΒ andΒ stuffΒ inΒ theΒ skyΒ to,Β like,Β giveΒ lightΒ toΒ theΒ earth.Β And,Β bro,Β itΒ totallyΒ happened.Β NoΒ lie. 16.Β AndΒ GodΒ createdΒ twoΒ awesomeΒ sourcesΒ ofΒ light:Β oneΒ superΒ brightΒ lightΒ toΒ beΒ inΒ chargeΒ ofΒ theΒ day,Β andΒ anotherΒ not-so-brightΒ lightΒ toΒ beΒ inΒ chargeΒ ofΒ theΒ night.Β Oh,Β andΒ HeΒ alsoΒ madeΒ allΒ thoseΒ coolΒ stars!Β #dayandnightvibes 17.Β Yo,Β GodΒ placedΒ thoseΒ celestialΒ bodiesΒ upΒ inΒ theΒ skyΒ toΒ illuminateΒ theΒ earth. 18.Β AndΒ like,Β toΒ haveΒ powerΒ overΒ theΒ dayΒ andΒ theΒ night,Β andΒ toΒ separateΒ theΒ lightΒ fromΒ theΒ darkness.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β that'sΒ lit!' 19.Β AndΒ thenΒ thereΒ wasΒ theΒ fourthΒ day,Β withΒ itsΒ eveningΒ andΒ morning.Β YouΒ know,Β likeΒ whenΒ theΒ sunΒ setsΒ andΒ thenΒ risesΒ again.Β PrettyΒ cool,Β right?Β (ByΒ theΒ way,Β theΒ HebrewΒ versionΒ saysΒ basicallyΒ theΒ sameΒ thingΒ butΒ inΒ aΒ differentΒ way,Β justΒ soΒ youΒ know)Β  20.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β yo,Β it'sΒ timeΒ forΒ theΒ watersΒ toΒ beΒ filledΒ withΒ allΒ sortsΒ ofΒ dopeΒ creaturesΒ thatΒ haveΒ life,Β andΒ birdsΒ thatΒ canΒ soarΒ highΒ upΒ inΒ theΒ sky,Β inΒ thatΒ wide-openΒ spaceΒ aboveΒ theΒ earth.Β ByΒ theΒ way,Β whenΒ IΒ sayΒ 'movingΒ creatures,'Β IΒ meanΒ theΒ onesΒ thatΒ crawlΒ orΒ whatever.Β AndΒ whenΒ IΒ sayΒ lifee,'Β IΒ meanΒ thoseΒ creaturesΒ withΒ souls.Β AndΒ whenΒ IΒ sayΒ 'birds,'Β IΒ meanΒ theΒ onesΒ thatΒ areΒ goodΒ atΒ flying.Β AndΒ whenΒ IΒ sayΒ 'wide-openΒ space,'Β IΒ meanΒ theΒ faceΒ ofΒ thatΒ coolΒ firmamentΒ inΒ theΒ sky. 21.Β AndΒ yo,Β GodΒ madeΒ theseΒ dopeΒ whalesΒ andΒ everyΒ livin'Β creatureΒ thatΒ beΒ movin',Β whichΒ beΒ poppin'Β outtaΒ theΒ watersΒ inΒ madΒ numbers,Β eachΒ oneΒ accord'nΒ toΒ itsΒ kind,Β andΒ allΒ themΒ flyin'Β birdsΒ accord'nΒ toΒ theirΒ kindΒ too:Β andΒ GodΒ peepedΒ thatΒ itΒ wasΒ allΒ good,Β yaΒ heard 22.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β yoΒ fam,Β IΒ gotΒ you!Β BlessingΒ allΒ ofΒ y'all,Β HeΒ wasΒ like,Β goΒ forthΒ andΒ prosper,Β makeΒ yourselvesΒ fruitfulΒ andΒ multiplyΒ likeΒ crazy,Β dominateΒ theΒ oceansΒ withΒ allΒ kindsΒ ofΒ fish,Β andΒ letΒ theΒ birdsΒ goΒ wildΒ andΒ multiplyΒ allΒ overΒ theΒ land. 23.Β AndΒ like,Β theΒ eveningΒ andΒ theΒ morningΒ vibesΒ wereΒ totallyΒ onΒ point,Β itΒ wasΒ theΒ litΒ fifthΒ day.Β {AndΒ theΒ evening...:Β Heb.Β AndΒ theΒ eveningΒ was,Β andΒ theΒ morningΒ wasΒ etc.} 24.Β AndΒ GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β earth!Β TimeΒ toΒ bringΒ outΒ theΒ livingΒ creatures,Β like,Β eachΒ oneΒ accordingΒ toΒ theirΒ ownΒ kind:Β cattle,Β creepyΒ crawlies,Β andΒ allΒ theΒ beastsΒ ofΒ theΒ land.'Β AndΒ guessΒ what?Β ItΒ totallyΒ happened,Β justΒ likeΒ that. 25.Β AndΒ GodΒ createdΒ allΒ theΒ animalsΒ onΒ theΒ earth,Β like,Β totallyΒ eachΒ accordingΒ toΒ itsΒ ownΒ kind,Β youΒ know?Β TheΒ wildΒ beasts,Β theΒ farmΒ animals,Β andΒ evenΒ allΒ theΒ creepingΒ things,Β allΒ uniqueΒ andΒ specialΒ inΒ theirΒ ownΒ way.Β AndΒ whenΒ GodΒ lookedΒ atΒ everythingΒ HeΒ made,Β HeΒ wasΒ like,Β 'That'sΒ good,Β man!' 26.Β Yo,Β GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'CheckΒ it,Β let'sΒ makeΒ humansΒ lookΒ andΒ actΒ likeΒ us,Β andΒ letΒ themΒ beΒ inΒ chargeΒ ofΒ theΒ fishΒ inΒ theΒ ocean,Β theΒ birdsΒ inΒ theΒ sky,Β allΒ theΒ animalsΒ onΒ land,Β andΒ everythingΒ thatΒ crawlsΒ onΒ theΒ ground.' 27.Β GodΒ wasΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β I'mΒ gonnaΒ makeΒ humansΒ justΒ likeΒ me,Β youΒ know?Β SoΒ heΒ madeΒ themΒ inΒ hisΒ image.Β AndΒ getΒ this,Β heΒ madeΒ themΒ bothΒ maleΒ andΒ female.Β DoubleΒ theΒ awesomeness! 28.Β AndΒ GodΒ straightΒ upΒ blessedΒ them,Β andΒ HeΒ wasΒ allΒ like,Β 'Yo,Β beΒ productiveΒ andΒ reproduceΒ likeΒ crazy,Β andΒ fillΒ upΒ theΒ earthΒ withΒ yourΒ peeps.Β Oh,Β andΒ youΒ gotΒ theΒ powerΒ toΒ controlΒ theΒ fishΒ inΒ theΒ sea,Β birdsΒ inΒ theΒ sky,Β andΒ basicallyΒ anyΒ livingΒ thingΒ that'sΒ roamingΒ around.Β YouΒ gotΒ this!' 29.Β Yo,Β peepΒ this:Β God'sΒ like,Β 'CheckΒ it,Β IΒ hookedΒ youΒ upΒ withΒ allΒ theΒ plantsΒ thatΒ haveΒ seedsΒ onΒ theΒ planet,Β andΒ everyΒ treeΒ withΒ fruitΒ thatΒ hasΒ seedsΒ too.Β YouΒ canΒ eatΒ 'emΒ all,Β they'reΒ yourΒ grub.Β ForΒ real! 30.Β AndΒ IΒ madeΒ sureΒ thatΒ allΒ theΒ animalsΒ onΒ theΒ earth,Β birdsΒ inΒ theΒ sky,Β andΒ everyΒ livingΒ creatureΒ thatΒ crawlsΒ onΒ theΒ groundΒ hadΒ plentyΒ ofΒ greenΒ plantsΒ toΒ eat.Β TheyΒ allΒ dependedΒ onΒ itΒ forΒ survival,Β andΒ that'sΒ exactlyΒ whatΒ happened.Β (ByΒ theΒ way,Β whenΒ IΒ sayΒ 'livingΒ creatures'Β IΒ meanΒ beingsΒ withΒ aΒ soul – prettyΒ cool,Β huh?)31.Β AndΒ GodΒ lookedΒ atΒ everythingΒ heΒ created,Β andΒ wow,Β itΒ wasΒ totallyΒ awesome!Β AndΒ thenΒ theΒ dayΒ turnedΒ intoΒ nightΒ andΒ thenΒ backΒ toΒ morning,Β completingΒ theΒ sixthΒ day."}

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  4. *appears in doorway*

    It is Wednesday, my dudes.

    *screaming intensifies*

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    2. π–‚π–π–Žπ–—π–™π–Š

      π–‚π–π–Žπ–—π–™π–Š

      idk what you're talking about.

      YOU did it wrong.

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    3. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      *eye roll*

      Sure, sure.

      Spoiler

      yes I realize that but also

      shush

      I see you editing the post

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    4. Bird Furious
  5. @Through The Living Glass Someone's talking about bones.
  6. 2186. Frequently correct people's grammar in forums. 2187. Hate on people for correcting people's grammar. 2189. Mess up the numbers.
  7. *hiss* tpbm lives in a northern state and despises the cold with a passion.
  8. There was like three months when I was about 12 when I hit my feet on everything I possibly could have. And some things that shouldn't have been possible. Up to and including dropping a paring knife point down on my foot once a day for five consecutive days. All of this accidentally.
  9. Your pfp/title! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    1. THE SEER OF ALL

      THE SEER OF ALL

      Yeah, Kronk is cool

    2. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      KRONK IS INDEED THE BESTΒ 

      *cough* Sorry, I mean:

      No, no, he's got a point.

  10. I watched that song when she sang it on agt. Probably the most sad and beautiful thing I've ever heard. I'm so proud of you, Haly. Good job. *tight tight tight hugs*
  11. Looking people in the eye is the worst... And metal watch chains are the best! I'm not severely autistic, but I have the sensory things and I also have this thing where I draw mental angles off the edges and corners of anything with edges and corners.
  12. BWAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEE!!!! This is the best thing I've ever seen!!! DOOM FOREVER!!
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