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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The voice slightly dissipates and it speaks once more. "I have decided you are of no use to me Rebus. May you burn when the Maelstrom reigns."- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"What?!" Sylas exclaims. "Please. I'm not crazy. I swear. I just. I-I-I don't want to be locked up. I swear. I'm not lying!" He seems to be telling the truth and he seems like he's on the verge of tears. "I beg of you! I lost any hope I have of earning money and now you guys are robbing me of freedom! Why?!" He picks up his shattered spectecales and sheds a single tear. From some miracle, without even knowing he's doing it, he narrates himself out of their hold of him. He doesn't even notice what he's done because he's so distraught.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
because the seal wanes in power. You should read the link about the Emperor that's in my signature.- 111825 replies
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Desert monkey kidneys. They were,
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Little does Sain know, he said their name correctly. The Gods of Celestia is just another way to say it.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The seal is quite literally Narration proof. Because it was created by a Narrator. lol.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It's quite literally impossible to get into the Maelstrom considering it is a sealed prison realm, sealed by the Gods of Celestia.- 111825 replies
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Sorry for being so late, I've been a frequent user on 17th shard for a while now and I never had the thought to do this until now. I will start by saying that my favorite BS (Brandon Sanderson) series, is the Mistborn trilogy. I am a sophomore right now and I'm loving high school so far. I like to consume bread, and hemalurgic spikes inside of cookies (Want a cookie?). I don't really know what else to say, but I guess I enjoy D&D and reading BS.
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It was at this moment that everyone on this thread realized that WaT is out. (I know I'm kinda late but who cares this is funny. And as Sazed once said: "I think".)
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no." He says shaking his head in distress looking at his shattered vials and spectacles. His face looks extremely worried. "No.... I." He stutters. "I. I don't want glory. I'm a mercenary and I'm just looking for any uninhabited areas across the planes. I was tasked by the Emperor to go on a colonization expedition and now that my vials are gone.... Now that they're gone. I can't finish my job. I'm royally wanked if I don't get back to him soon." He looks as if he's going to cry. Please don't just narrate this away, any one who reads this. I want Sylas to be a character with flaws that he has to work through and if he just magics all of his problems away, he can't have any character development. "Laws are put in place to keep those who do things from doing them. But they also exist for those smart enough to bend them." The voice gives a raspy laugh. "Demon or not, Asher, I can help you...." It stings like a nest of hornets in your head. The Emperor looks around. "Where am I! Why did you bring me here!" He yells over the sound.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Bloody bollocks!" Sylas exclaims. "I don't know where I am. Could I please get an answer? "- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Emperor gasps but then reminds himself to stay calm. He continues to fall closing his eyes to keep focus.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Emperor nods "Yes, I understand." He takes a deep breath and awaits the trial.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Is that so...?" He says accusatorily. "Because I seem to been having quite a lot of nightmares as of late." "Your antimatter is of no use to me." The voice hisses, the words burn in your head. "I ask for your faith in my abilities." It laughs, nastily sounding like toxic waste. "And... Your devotion in what I myself seek."- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
@Ookla the Inquisitive There is a voice that appears in Rebus' head. The voice is sickly sounding, ghostly even. The voice hurts to listen to. "Rebus." It says slowly. "The Emperor seeks to destroy all of you. You need my help." It's voice, like acid dripping down into your ears. @Ookla the Dragonslayer There is a voice that appears in Sain's head. The voice seeps into your head corroding like a venom. The voice hurts to listen to. "Sain." It says slowly. "The Emperor seeks to destroy all of you. You need my help." It's voice, like acid dripping down into your ears.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Sylas laughs at the remark and finally gets up, his normally formal appearance disheveled due to his button up shirt being untucked and scarlet vest unbuttoned from his fall. The vials in his bandolier are also shattered. "Oh, curse the Emperor!" He exclaims looking down at his shattered spectacles.- 111825 replies
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Cookie Spren replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It laughs a nasty laugh. And you feel it subside from your head slightly.- 111825 replies
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