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  1. Kansas Stormcursed
    But I dive out of a tunnel, take the Sandwich from them, and flee through another tunnel that collapses behind me.
  2. Kansas Stormcursed
    I ask where the Sandwich is now
  3. Kansas Stormcursed
    *hands over souls* don’t ask how I got these
  4. Kansas Stormcursed
    Many times TPBM is homeschooled and has literature as a subject
  5. Kansas Stormcursed
    Teenagers texting
  6. Kansas Stormcursed
    Good! How ‘bout you?
  7. Kansas Stormcursed
    Oh my God That was a lot
  8. Kansas Stormcursed
    The first and last parts of that are actually accurate
  9. Kansas Stormcursed
    I mean he is, I just can’t confirm it. Also he’s too well-known for me to use as a username. Forgot my login, I’m back now
  10. Kansas Stormcursed
    Happy Halloween!
  11. Kansas Stormcursed
    *breaks your pinkie finger to be annoying, then questions why you dislocated somebody’s shoulder*
  12. Kansas Stormcursed
    Not okays
  13. Kansas Stormcursed
    I mean I did…after 2 a.m. TPBM doesn’t like literature as a school subject.
  14. Kansas Stormcursed
    1109. Actually say “ell-oh-ell”
  15. Kansas Stormcursed
    Anyone looked through the new PHB yet?
  16. Kansas Stormcursed
    You want to brows my modern selection of holy hand grenades? No way you did that in two days.
  17. Kansas Stormcursed
    I send my snakes to steal the sandwich.
  18. Kansas Stormcursed
    I’m in!
  19. Kansas Stormcursed
    Pink Skies, by Zach Bryan I don’t know why, but his song 28 also hits me, even though it’s a sorta happy song, or at least an its’better song. Also the YouTube comments on Something in the Orange always make me cry.
  20. Kansas Stormcursed
    Great American Bar Scene on repeat
  21. Kansas Stormcursed
    How did you manage to wreck your new car? A stabby-stabby.
  22. Kansas Stormcursed
    862. Be a dwarf (or a tiefling).
  23. Kansas Stormcursed
    The gods (bribed by me) smite Me and wipe them out of existence, and give me the Sandwich.
  24. Kansas Stormcursed
    Just before Unintelligenius launches I kick the slingshot over and he launches ten feet into the ground; the Sandwich bounces into my hand and I cackle evilly.
  25. Kansas Stormcursed
    859. Cure everyone of all sickness except an unpreventable disease that makes them shrink.
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